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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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mac is here on this #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to school you all in THREAT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS do not get caught off guard or Who Knows What Might Happen

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we live in the stupidest fucking timeline

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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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oh for sure

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The complete elimination of all US aid to Israel would be a modest, conservative response to their decision to bomb Tehran. A global arms embargo and a crimes against humanity trial for Netanyahu & co. is more appropriate

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"I would never-"

You would if you were tired enough. You would if you were hungry enough. You would if your mind and body had been worn down enough, through pain or disease or toil or violent struggle. You might if you were put on the wrong medicine, or you got the wrong kind of head injury, or you were forced to choose between someone else and yourself. You might if your livelihood was staked on it, or all your hopes and dreams. You might if you didn't know what else to do, if it's what you were taught or if nobody taught you anything else.

I have not been worn down in most of these ways. I have lived a remarkably privileged life. But I have been worn down in some ways. And they were enough to teach me that in the wrong circumstances, any of us can become someone we don't want to be. It's worth keeping that in mind.

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all timer to me

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Auguste Renoir, Sleeping Cat, 1862

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While watching a cat chase a ball

I suddenly thought

It would be cool to travel through time