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Sad Truth

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Marge Simpson is a black woman

Imma tell you why…

1. She has nappy hair and sleeps in a bonnet so her hair won’t dry out 2. Bovier (her maiden name) is prolly creole 3. Lisa is woke as fuck 4. Lisa has a twist out and Bart has a high top (look at the hair Ned Flanders and his children have) 5. Patty and Selma don’t like Homer because he’s white

Therefore, The Simpsons is America’s first interracial family.

Happy Black History Month!

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My boobs were nearly DD in the 6th grade and I was labeled a slut from then on because of it. So, there’s that.

all of you reblogging this onto my dash are Fake ……..i have a cup boobs and i literally feel nothing but shame i feel unattractive and i absolutely hate how i  look in a swimsuit, sports bra, i could fucking go on…..boobs are like absolutely Worshipped by our society and made into such a big deal and i have next to none of them so before u are out here reblogging this , think of me, think of me and my tiny misshapen titties

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The Patron Saint of Screams - absolutely loving this pin made by @littlepressontheprairie !

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“You’re a good boy. You can make it through this. You are worthy of treats.”

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Dusty & Otter: Two Rescued Ducks Living The Dream Life

Dusty and Otter Duck were rescued together after being given as Easter gifts. They had a rough start, but now they’re loving life! Watch their video HERE

(the cat is part of the family, her name’s Baya)

Photos by Dusty and Otter Duck

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#relatable

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sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

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Salvador Dalí (1904-1989), Freud’s Perverse Polymorph (Bulgarian Child Eating a Rat) (1939), gouache on photograph, 35 x 40 cm.

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in orlando tonight

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