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I'm turning YOU into a tumblr sexyman. 2015-era. You're now obsessed with a random food item, completely flanderized, and have to operate about 35 thousand ask blogs of various AU versions of yourself. And you might also have to fuck yourself.
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fuck it who is your biggest Sopranos crush and why is it Dr Melfi. every time she tells Tony to stfu in S1 I can physically feel the ghost of Freud hovering above my screen
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it's so weird when I like one post and then accidentally join a random fandom on Tumblr. wtf is mouthwashing
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Kai Anderson was spotted humping his tv for a second time….
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in The Batman (2022) the riddler livestreams a knockoff saw trap where a guy has to answer three riddles in two minutes or his head gets blown off by a bomb collar and this particular message in his stream chat appears less than a second before the bomb goes off and I can't get over it im dying
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Femcelgender
☆彡 Femcelgender
A gender identity in which one identifies as a femcel. A gender exclusive to women who are based, lainpilled, misandrist, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, manipulative, trashy, girlqueen!!!!!!!!!
Self indulgent
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- furry
Your son did well in school congrats, he has been granted the following modifiers
- Anxiety
- fear of failure
- inability to work with others
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eating her out!! (gnawing on her guts and snarling)
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OH MY GOD WHATDIDYOUDO
URGHHGGGRDRRRRR...YOUIUU...
BLENDER. NOW.
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