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For the doctor’s records by Clint Smith

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ALT

::touches the ground:: something bad happened here

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STOP THE FUCKING CAR

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Could have just fucking sworn I got an email from Etsy that said ‘update on our use of the elf’ but I deleted it instinctively and now I can’t find it

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On its face being the emperors food taster sounds like a dangerous job, but just the knowledge the emperor has one is enough to deter any would-be poisoners. Honestly if you ever DID get poisoned it would make more sense that you were the target to begin with

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what the fuck happens to some people to make them do the shit like osomatsu fans and kpop fans

is it not enough that these boys make you horny, must you also imagine them as insects or cows? must you milk them? must jyushimatsu have cordyceps and must he spread it to his kin? what is the matter with you? 

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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oh, that’s fluff. that’s fluff of my character that I think should get run over by a bus.

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05:42

my art book and prints are available here

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are the allegations true?

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One of the oldest structures in Rochester, NY: The Great Pyramid

Archeologists believe this impressive ancient structure was built between 1817 and 1825.

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for some reasons sex cannot be described as 'fuckful' which is odd...

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JD Vance getting booed everywhere he goes so he has to ask the secret service to evacuate the entire city block so he can go to a restaurant is one of the few good subplots we have right now

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��can you explain this gap in your employment history” I hiked the Appalachian Trail 8 times real fast. Then I got attacked by a bear in Maine and was in a coma for 6 months. I’m all good now. Taught me about adversity.

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet