I ate some weird pink food. It's dope as in idiot SMH. I like frogs.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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me peddling illegal pink sugar and a car drives by

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enjoy frogs before they go extinct.
who's going to win the race towards non-existence?
fish or frogs?
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wow
I guess I promised so Here's a review on the '24 roundup of Surge's furry meme's.
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I'm going to disappoint people i don't care about.
Let's go.
you are here

what a great start.
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but hey i've read to the end

and pot/kettle, Rambley.
and i am under no illusion that i'm not a cunt.
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shall i get out the old ban hammer?

also
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you literally just told me to hold your gun.
don't mind if i do.

now if you don't mind, stop hiding behind a female persona, Mister artist.
Yes, it is a man. I checked.
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this shows that for one you have no confidence in yourself, and secondly that you hold people with talent in high regard.
this shows that once you know you can get what you want, you have no guilt in abusing your connections with others.
let me show you what i did.
artist is treated as my equal, not above or below me. yes, even before i was famous. you are not better than me simply because you have a talent. we all have a purpose to serve. get in line like the rest of us.
Now they have earned my respect due to their previous actions. I treat them like they deserve to be treated for their kindness. Also, why would you commission someone 20 times? You guys need to get laid, I'm serious.
Don't believe me you can ask the artist in the pic. They know how I roll. Me and Lynx go WAY back.
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lol sucks for you to be lacking confidence. i'm always making small penis jokes about my own 8 inches. yes, i know that would mean i probably have to have both big bones and hyper-mobility. guess what medical conditions i have. trust me, it sucks. i can't get on a busy train without getting weird looks. if you squeeze past me it's very noticeable. i don't wear sweatpants for the same reason the rest of you do. if i wear jeans in public i'd be arrested for indecent exposure. big pp is not the way, bro.
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"i am going to stare intently at this thing i desire, but show visible disgust so that nobody thinks i'm into it."
bro still looked, chat.
bro still looked.
me i turn away. it's more respectful and i genuinely have no interest. oh no i'm not asexual or nothing. i'm just not that easy. get on my level.
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gees.
and i'm supposed to be the one that's bad at socializing.
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T_T
boy you gotta be content starved to even bother with this.
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do i need to explain the furries having no game trope?
i mean, this is just a circle jerk of fail at this point.
one i'm gladly not part of.
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yeah.
making you choose between how you want to be known.
being anonymous made you feel so powerful.
i have nothing to hide.
i'm no creep and i'm proud to be socially unacceptable.
oh no, i'm being cringe with confidence.
point and laugh if you like.
i have far more good friends and a damn fine fanbase.
sucks to be you.
see you in '25 ;p
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sorry guys but

to quote the Douglas kids
"Win or die"

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eat a dictionary.
my guys know.
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to be continued...
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Ruffnut: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Snotlout: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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where are you?
i have hot chicks to send to your area.

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your sense of sight has priority over hearing so you're more correct than you imagine.
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i shared this and i received a spinal injury.
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you remove that section of wall and that tree is falling on you.

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this just cool
reminds me of the catbulb game

Legend has it, I am awoken from my slumber near October so I can struggle during Inktober and then go back into my crypt until the next year comes around.
Get ready for something new this year: more storytelling, more ink and hopefully more art.
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