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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

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MORDECAI MADE A CAMEO IN AN ADVENTURE TIME EPISODE THIS IS WHY I WAS BORN FRIENDS

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Thank god someone said it.

I hate it when people touch me.

Well, not hate, I just really dont like it.

It scares me, it makes me feel uncomfortable and at times when you go to touch me unexpectedly I feel like you're going to hit me and it makes me terrified.

Dont do this.

I get scared and I dont like it.

-Now on the topic of tickling-

I dont like it when people tickle me because they do it to the point where I cant breathe and they take advantage of the fact I'm very ticklish and I cant do anything about it cause I'm vulnerable. I hate that I'm extremely ticklish, you can poke me anywhere and I am forced to laugh because I was made that way and I dont want to laugh. I hate that you do it to the point where I cant breathe, I cant breathe and when you dont stop I feel terrified because it feels like I'm going to die.

I say stop and you think this is a fucking invitation to keep on going for your own amusement while I'm thinking you're trying to fucking kill me.

I'd only let one person tickle me if I can and that's my father.

It's like a bonding experience that I dont want with anyone else. It feels special, and when you do that, it takes that away.

Anyway thank you for listening to that and now I will proceed to probably never post anything on this profile after this.

If someone tells you that they don’t like to be touched, that’s not an open invitation for you to keep touching them because you think it’s funny.

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my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

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Ok, so I'm confused

Ok guys, I'm confused.

So I was just decided to rummage through my drawers to search for my long lost stylus that I never found and,,

I found something else?

Like I'm hyped that I found something about trans-freaking-formers (Hell yeah) in my drawer

But....

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE

HOW DID IT GET IN HERE?

HOW OLD IS THIS?

WTF

Nvm I just saw the back

It says 1985

I'm not old I s w e a r

I'm asking my dad rn.

Update: my dad says its probably his because he LOVES transformers. But we never put it in there and he doesn't even remember that thing.

HMM

Probable ghost?

Nah

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TumblrBot is legit calling all of us lazy because watching T.V. is the only thing we do 😭😭😭😭

Truer words have never been spoken

But here TumblrBot is, in all its glory

Toyota debuts ‘Human Support Robot’.

Aimed at the elderly, the HSR is marketed as a “partner robot” and is designed to help with simple tasks such as picking up items from the floor or shelves, or opening curtains. It is also being marketed as a nurses aid in hospitals.

HSR can be controlled by voice or a via tablet.

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Get out of school, this is gonna be a great day, look at tumblr, i like something from @shittycreepypastaheadcannons

I get this message INSTANTLY after I liked the post, I was sh00k

I get you're trying to get me out of my crippling anxiety

But I think the h3ck1ng n0T, BUCK0

That's gonna be awkward and I will not go through that tyvm, Tumblrbot

(That last sentence got me wheezing tho 👌😂)

This is probably tumblrs way of saying

You too lonely, go get some friends, dammit

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G e t N a k e d

every now and then Travel Channel makes little videos for their Ghost Adventures site that are like a game show called “Guess That EVP” and uhhhh

uhhhhhh

cut zak

is whichever Travel Channel employee that made these okay

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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nOOOOOOO--

You are reposting at the speed of light, cALM DOWN-- iM TRYINA KEEP UP--

NEVER!!!!!!! 

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I am the here

REBLOG IF YOU’RE IN THE TRANSFORMERS PRIME OR ANY BRANCH OF THE TRANSFORMERS COMMUNITY IN GENERAL

I NEED TO FIND MY PEOPLE

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@hucharliesangel

This

goddamit Danny not again

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danny murillo sounds like an angel rb if u agree

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Hell yeeee

Date a girl who can rap every single Hollywood Undead song

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I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so called out right now.

my art, slapping me mercilessly: stop pretending that a simple box of color counts as a background you stupid sonuvabitch u stupid motherfucker stop it

me, spitting out blood: w h ,,at if it had a gradient tho,,

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I cant believe they actually did this, holy shit.