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the only bars i have ever written

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imagine having sex but a few hours after you discover she liveblogged the whole thing tagged with #not bluey

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Extremely awesome wrong number text i just got

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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

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in her bush like dersu uzala

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I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly

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No wait the cicadas would also be cool

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I wish i was one of the worlds smartest geniuses

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so real

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just really funny

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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hulk hogan recounts harrowing encounter with mummy

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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People who complain about "the free palestine movement doing moral purity about elections" are so funny because the uncommitted movement group practically begged Harris to do something so they could endorse her and instead she just refused to let them speak and the dnc and sent bill Clinton, one of the most hated presidents for Palestinians, to give a speech about how israel needed to keep killing their family members. And in the end, uncommitted didn't even counter endorse her, they just avoided outright endorsing her. She did NOT want the palestine vote lmao