Things that make me laugh. (....which is most things.)
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you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one
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anytime someone asks me if i have a boyfriend or valentine’s day plans this february i will start off by telling them that i’m a lesbian and that our valentine’s is on a different day than theirs
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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."
- my 7 year old daughter
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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
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Taskmaster AU (2023): The energy of a sickly child.
Task. Deliver this pizza to Tom. The fewest steps wins. (Nina’s attempt)
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