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If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’
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somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.
so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.
it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”
and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher
and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said
“call bungalow instead.”
and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing
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me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,
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*sees a pic of slenderman and reaches out to touch it* why don’t we ever talk anymore..
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i gotta say the last thing i expected was to get drawn into an unironic lazytown fandom but i guess anything can happen in 2016
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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
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Procrastinating like “There’s a million things I haven’t done.. but just you wait, just you wait….”
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my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
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self care is playing video games on easy and not getting embarrassed because you just want to have fun
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my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked
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