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@spikeycannonball I've actually wondered if being mean to Chao has any benefits, but I can't! They're my children!!!
I actually completely by chance realized that interacting with Chao as certain characters changes their color, so I experimented with that with my first two Chao.

Oh no! One of the spike-like appendages is starting to curl! That means it's leaning slightly more to the dark side!
We can't have that. Let's straighten it out.

#Reply#Chao Garden#The tag is mainly there because it feels so mean being like ''Okay I don't like the way you look time to change it!''
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Vehicles in video games are like ice levels, but more slippery and without a jump that let's you get even a SENSE of control.
"Oh but there are brakes!"
Brakes that are JUST as unresponsive as the entire rest of it. These fucking cars wouldn't be allowed on a real street. I could drive better in real life and I've never even touched a steering wheel. MY DOG COULD DRIVE A CAR BETTER THAN A VIDEO GAME MAKES THEM.
#Truth#Heck it's not even like I can't work with unresponsive controls#But the added slippery slidiness of the vehicles is what makes it so infuriating
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Coincidentally, my hatred for vehicles in video games (maybe even in general, given my tragic backstory I'd have ALL the reason-) is also why I fucking LOATHE the roller beetle in Guild Wars 2. What a piece of shit. What an absolute braindamaged idea of a concept. Ew.
I tried my hand at S ranking one of Shadow's (Very Hard) stages in Sonic 06 again, and man, it's just miserable. I hate vehicles in video games.
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I tried my hand at S ranking one of Shadow's (Very Hard) stages in Sonic 06 again, and man, it's just miserable. I hate vehicles in video games.
#Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)#All the more reason to pick up a racing game and learn how the fuck it's supposed to work#But I'm disgusted at the concept
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You know what's really funny?
If I had raised my two starter Chao the other way around...

I would have already HAD a Shadow Chao. Well I mean...looking at those stats, not really, but you know what I mean.
#Chao Garden#The swim stat is so high the bar is becoming ORANGE (I do not know what this means) but still only a B
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"Urgh. Could you just EVOLVE already?"
Wait no, I take it back!
You better look like Sonic when you get outta there, or I will not be angry, but VERY disappointed, young man!
Oh? Oh, yes!

Yes! YESSSS!!! I DID IT!!!
And here those silly YouTubers tried to tell me the colors don't matter! Clearly they do when my Shadow Chao is gray, my FAILED attempt at a Sonic Chao that evolved into a hero type instead is white, and the Sonic Chao is BLUE.
#Chao Garden#This is why I never believe what I read on the interwebz /j#I mean I don't. But I realize I just messed up my first attempt
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Trying to make a Sonic Chao is the worst decision I have ever made in my entire life.
#Sonic Adventure 2#Chao Garden#I think the REAL issue is that I have no two-tone Chao left and I refuse to make a new save
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Oh no! One of the spike-like appendages is starting to curl! That means it's leaning slightly more to the dark side!
We can't have that. Let's straighten it out.

#This feels borderline abusive#Chao Garden#See I learned from the previous failure! Now I hope it doesn't evolve while leaning.#I think I'm going to scream if it does
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The true tragedy of my failed attempt at a Sonic Chao is that it had an S in its running ability.

#Chao Garden#It had an A when I freshly hatched it so you know it was just kinda perfect???#But noooooooo...it had to turn into a hero type! Which the Sonic Chao ISN'T apparently!!!
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@goforthequill Well they seem to have a hidden stat boost...thing you can see in the doctors office.

For example, this one is a pretty good swimmer, apparently, despite having zeros everywhere but in stamina. Not that you would know just by looking at the way it swims...
So maybe if you breed two specific Chao with two specific stat boosts like that you can combine these. That's my guess, at least.
(Sorry about your old Chao Garden. I guess it was deleted by accident? Something I worry doing every time I load my save thanks to the silly "Warning" prompt.)
All the Chao in my neutral garden are sleeping, except this one.

This one is uh...also waiting for these jerks to wake up. If I could wager a guess he's waiting for Black Bitch in particular, they're both the oldest.
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I guess White Bitch just loves me more, huh...
He got so sad!
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I uh...also noticed a very unfortunate texture oddity.

It's very...unfortunate.
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Unfortunately, I noticed that Shadow's leg markings appear to be on a separate plane.
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Feast your eyes upon this random player I saw in Guild Wars 2 once, noticing how unclothed she was, BUT! I would usually complain, of course, but it actually fits the rest of the design. Personally, I would put some other shoes, but it works.
#See I'm not prude you just gotta do it RIGHT#Heck my main is wearing basically nothing either! You can't tell at a glance because of the Arcane Flow Infusion but-
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Gamer interaction-
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