dorianjozai

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Arcane spoilers

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This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

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Viktor and Jayce in Gravity Falls where instead of the Hexcore, Viktor becomes involved with Bill Cipher 👁️ And they were lab partners… so I gave them the Stanford and Fiddleford outfits🥰

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Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus

Return from the bad ending to murder your ex

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hi!!!! that playlist is my magnus opus, i appreciate all the love it’s given to it :))

and YES PLS READ IT IT’S ONE OF MY FAV WORKS OF ALL TIME

and i would answer you IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR FUCKING SPOTIFY. but i’d say more or less, i think i have a more eclectic taste

Your not yet corpses Playlist makes me wanna read it so much!!!!

But I'm not really good with "sad" endings

So I'm scared to ( ´∀｀ )

(You have amazing taste in music btw 👌)

Oh but it was not made by me! It’s @dorianjozai ‘s.

But we more or less have the same music taste, right dude??? Right???? Validate me, we listen to the same shit right????,????,?,?,

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70s band au is still keeping my feeble mind hostage btw.

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do not separate

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TUMBLURINAS IJBOL

Okay okay I know Tumblr is not made for flimsy little pictures of the blogger BUT someone gifted me the hardcover copy of Babel by RF Kuang so do I have permission from my tumblurinas to be an influencer for 3 seconds and show you guys?????

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pussy

Maybe i'll rest easy knowing that i have one of the most insane blackout stories out there

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I love tamagotchis

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you’d look like a cursed version of tamaki from ohshc

i just saw that tag about you going blonde. DO NOT

Wouldn’t i look absolutely devine with corn-coloured hair and my huge black eyes staring into your soul?

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when we met you didn’t have bangs so you did look EXACTLY like him…

they’re not vaguely attractive, i’ll let you know my worms did a double take when they saw you on my little screen and said “THAT’S ITO OMG THEY’RE SO PRETTY”

i might have a weird taste, but i am right on these things you know the people i’ve dated cmon

“Sometimes I would run into the hall and make them think I'm chasing them. Sometimes I would /actually/ chase them.”

ito you can’t say this type of shit and expect us to believe you’re not a dazai kinnie. the allegations are catching up

I don’t think it’s even a matter of “kinning” at this point, which just makes it sadder. My definition of kinning a character is more esoteric: you relate to their emotions, their philosophies, their trauma responses ect.

I just…do vaguely Dazai-adjacent shit. Actively. And I don’t realise it until someone explicitly points it out.

@boycunt-pdf and @dorianjozai how does it feel to know what I look like today?

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do you know the little giant from haikyuu?? they look just like him. it’s insane.

ito asked me if they should cut their hair like a dazai wig they saw and i said DON’T so i’m helping them escape the allegations…

at this point everytime i hear a new story i just start laughing hysterically

to finish my essay i’ll let you all know they’re hot.

“Sometimes I would run into the hall and make them think I'm chasing them. Sometimes I would /actually/ chase them.”

ito you can’t say this type of shit and expect us to believe you’re not a dazai kinnie. the allegations are catching up

I don’t think it’s even a matter of “kinning” at this point, which just makes it sadder. My definition of kinning a character is more esoteric: you relate to their emotions, their philosophies, their trauma responses ect.

I just…do vaguely Dazai-adjacent shit. Actively. And I don’t realise it until someone explicitly points it out.

@boycunt-pdf and @dorianjozai how does it feel to know what I look like today?

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i ain’t scared of a cheap paint job running around

I realize I have yet another non-identifiable piece of lore to reveal about myself that may entertain the court public:

I used to be a scream actor at an escape room.

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guys give me 5 bucks and i’ll show you a picture of ito during this time period

I realize I have yet another non-identifiable piece of lore to reveal about myself that may entertain the court public:

I used to be a scream actor at an escape room.

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i have a screenshot printed out and pinned onto my corkboard from this one time you liked a post i reblogged

I can’t decide if this is flattering or dystopian or both and if I like it

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It’s happening everybody stay seated and ask questions if you please