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How do you feel about Bendy?

“Bendy as in---?”

He doesn’t think he’s ever met another Bendy besides the---

Oh.

“Eh---good guy if you want all of your deals to end with you being his next human coat. WHICH, DON’T GET ME WRONG, IT’S TOTALLY A GREAT ROAD TO GO DOWN, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE.”

And the guy was rather fun to watch, but all Bendy tended to do was play.

“...he’s just messy. I love chaos more than the next guy---SHOCKER---but I do have a preference for my sacrifices to not be dripping with ink.”

@foulchaosinfluencer

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Get out of my head please.

“What?”

Seriously?

“HEY, COME ON, WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT, BABY? YOU’VE GOT A PRETTY INTERESTING MIND! IT’S SO EXPANSIVE AND CREATIVE, I COULD DO CARTWHEELS IN IT ALL DAY!”

No one gets a free ride, not even other immortal beings!

“At least ask me something I can actually grant ya---oh and next time, bring me a sacrifice, thank you.”

The giant monster huffs down at the man at the foot of his throne letting his forked tongue lap at hideous lips while the golden eye floats down giving Loki a bored look---

“I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, KID. BUT NEXT TIME BRING ME A LOGICAL PROPOSITION.”

@kingxfmischief

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🍨+ peep flavored oreos

Oh thank the stars.

“THERE---THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN CRAVING!”

She always knew, somehow.

Reaching out and prodding her hands for the sweet treats he starts to quickly shove them into his mouth. Bits and pieces of the sweets fall out of his mouth in a messy fashion, the forked tongue coming out to lap at his claws cleaning them of residue---

Well, that sure was a gross sight for the ages.

The yellow eye scrunches and swings down to the woman’s level, arching in glee.

“HEY, BABY, THANKS FOR THOSE! THEY HIT THE SPOT REAL NICE.”

@byondtheveil

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quote lockscreens from gravity falls’ bill cipher, by request!

part 1 / part 2

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quote lockscreens from gravity falls’ bill cipher, by request!

part 1 / part 2

like or reblog if you use these!

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We are not liking what we see.

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things said to or by my siblings:

“They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”

“Trust me, I know people.”

“I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”

“I’m hugging you, shut up.”

“Oh my god are you hugging me?”

“Stop doing that it’s creepy.”

“YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”

“I tolerate you.”

“See this is why we can’t have nice things.”

“Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”

“If you do that again I’m hitting you…”

“I’M TELLING MOM!”

“So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”

“Get out of my head please.”

“W h a t are you wearing?”

“Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”

“No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”

“Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”

“I need you to dress me today.”

“I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”

“Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”

“Oh hey I was looking for that…”

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"I hate feeling homesick."

“You do?”

It hadn’t even occurred to him that the demon swordsman could feel homesick---he forgets sometimes that the beings that came to this world had a home before this. Bill supposes some look on his face had given him away, he was moodier than usual today after all.

“What was your home like?”

Why can’t you go back?

@tenebrisangel

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Tea orange

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

//My kid loves space—he’s always been fascinated with it, with protecting it. He views it as…well, the thing he fights for. He dominates planets to ensure that the galaxies won’t be ruined, that war won’t erupt and destroy planets. He does it all for the sake of space and he will continue to do so until he feels it is stable—which is why he watches all the timelines, the different versions of himself, etc. he doesn’t want anything destroying what is his.

He’s possessive of it yet will get on his knees and bend to her every will. It’s been there for him ever since he was a small triangle, ever since he looked up he never looked back down dreaming in the distance.

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Malachite (color meme)

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

//Dude heck yeah! Bill really regrets killing his planet, he was young he was frustrated he didn’t understand. Just because he didn’t like how things were run there doesn’t mean he couldn’t have done anything to change it (which he also was abused in that world, so it’s understandable), used that power he was gifted to maybe make a strong compelling case to change his whole planet? Showing them the wonders of what it could’ve been and all, but instead, at the time it got the best of him and…well, you know. Anyway, he’s actually kinda triggered by that? Like he’ll talk about it but not much, he really misses his home but he can’t return…which is sad. I think every Bill handles it differently maybe even views it differently, heck I dunno—this is just how mine really deals with it. Being in an actual body makes him feel things more…intensely now, that poem about how he wants to go home? Ya know, the one where big frilly tells the kids? He gets really triggered by that and just kinda screams or rambles till you just hush. 

Big baby boi, my monster baby has that ptsd pretty hard. Hope this made sense! :’3c

@nightmaresofcipher

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“🍨+ those old fashioned fruit flavored striped candy sticks.”

Give my muse some sweets! Send “🍨+ a sweet”!

The taller being practically hums, lips with monstrous teeth poking out pulling up in a smiley---a weirdly goofy looking smile. That must be what genuine could possibly be for the monster.

One set of hands reach out, grabbing the candy sticks with a giddy attitude, the Egyptian body practically shaking with glee. Was he really that excited for some stupid candy?

The answer is yes if you’re wondering.

Almost tearing into the candies to start shoving them into his giant mouth he stops with dangerous jaws open forked tongue already wiggling with excitement. But still, the monster pauses, closing his mouth and having a fleeting look of puzzlement written on his face.

“I...uh---”

Well?

“I dunno how to eat this, Pine Tree.”

Bill’s yellow floating eye suddenly brightens and all six hands raised in a defensive gesture.

“Wait---NOT TO SAY I DON’T LIKE IT, CAUSE I DO AND I REALLY WANNA EAT IT I JUST...NOT TOO SURE ON HOW. I MEAN, I’VE CHOKED ON A CIRCULAR CANDY BEFORE AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT WAS FUN JUST WON’T BE AS FUN TO DO THAT IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ELSE.”

@pxnxtrxxjxxrnxy

//bill u are literally an all-seeing being and you cant decide how to eat some candy man my monster boi is a dumb fuck sometimes i s2g

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Bill doesn’t really mind this. He is, dare he say it, enjoying his counterpart’s touch. If having a beast at this shorter man’s fingertips was all it took to make him happy than by all means---

The monster would rather have a happy Bill Cipher than an angry one, no matter the difference between them.

He lets his eyelids flutter shut once more, turning his face into a hand pressing his pig-like nose and crooked teeth against a palm. The god snorts in agreement, letting out a slight laugh. 

“YEAH, THAT IT DOES, YOU HAVE A REAL SOLID POINT THERE.”

But he had a feeling this Bill wasn’t here just for a cuddling session---

“So, yellow, whatcha here for? Care to entertain us with an answer?”

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Give my muse some sweets! Send “🍨+ a sweet”!

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Send 🌙 to take a moonlight walk with my muse

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colorful headcanons.

( send me a copic color for a headcanon )

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?

champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?

coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?

currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.

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“I just … I wish I could’ve seen what you did … all those stars, galaxies, the planets you talked about.”

“Huh?”

A golden brow quirks to attention and the god looks down at the human. A puzzled expression is tugging at his face---

“I uh...I don’t think you would’ve liked to see what I did but I’m sure you would’ve liked the view of the beautiful sky where I was. Galaxies, planets, stars...the universe, she’s all I’ve ever known.”

A soft look curls in his eye and the yellow thing bats at Dipper. 

“You would’ve loved the view of her, definitely, kid. She’s the lady I fight for.”

It might not have made sense but it was true, he was being sincere.

He suddenly turns to Dipper fully, a determined look in his eye.

“I want to take you there someday, Pine Tree. I want you to see that---everything up there.”

@dipperpinesheadsintotheunknown