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[doritocommander]

Trash the hotel. Let’s get drunk on the mini bar. Make the phone call. Feels so good getting what I want. Yeah, keep on turning it up. Chandelier swinging, we don’t give a fuck. Film star, yeah I’m deluxe. Classic, expensive, you don’t get to touch.

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How Soundwave sees himself in his Mercedes form

How Megatron sees Soundwave

[doritocommander]

YOU SURE DO LIKE CREATING PROBLEMS FOR YOURSELF DON'T YOU DORITO?

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME

[doritocommander]

What. 

How dare you. /bristles/ You think you would have taken a hint by now! Do not lay this entire thing at my pedes either. I'm not going to lie back and roll over because you decided to make a few threats and up the price tag. 

/wings rustle/ I have several choice words for you as well. Lose my comm frequency or lose your head again. .

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Oh. Our incident. Lovely. 

I’ve more pressing matters at hand right now, so there is no time to meddle in affairs with Decepticons.

I have some other… choice words I’d like to express, but I’m in far too much pain to process the desire to say them. Our ordeal will be dealt with accordinglky, and I will get my debt and then some.

Just for your mistake, I’m asking for triple my rate, plus the debt you Decepticons already owe me. And I will have it.

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Oh. Our incident. Lovely. 

...

Ugh…

How?

[doritocommander]

...

Ugh...

How?

[doritocommander]

/amused gear chirp, wings lift a little/ 

Better. We'll work on your energy then. 

I’m always right. /straightens and leans up to peck Megatron’s lipplates/ Now stop brooding. It’s unbecoming of you and I’m far too tired running this base to usurp you right now. 

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I'm always right. /straightens and leans up to peck Megatron's lipplates/ Now stop brooding. It's unbecoming of you and I'm far too tired running this base to usurp you right now. 

Oh hush. /strides over and reaches up to brush some dust off his shoulder/ You’d be bored senseless without me. 

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Oh hush. /strides over and reaches up to brush some dust off his shoulder/ You'd be bored senseless without me. 

If we must simplify this. /amused wing twitch/

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If we must simplify this. /amused wing twitch/

Only if you were standing near it, oh mighty Megatron. 

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Only if you were standing near it, oh mighty Megatron. 

/snorts/ Please. Would I really leave a collapsed wall in one of our space bases? 

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/snorts/ Please. Would I really leave a collapsed wall in one of our space bases? 

/crosses arms again, smirks/ And if I didn’t? 

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/crosses arms again, smirks/ And if I didn't? 

You heard me. /jerks a thumb towards the door/ A wall is down and you were too thickheaded in your brooding to notice the noise!

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You heard me. /jerks a thumb towards the door/ A wall is down and you were too thickheaded in your brooding to notice the noise!

You’ve been locked up in here brooding. /scowls at/ I took down an entire wall yesterday and you didn’t even notice!

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You've been locked up in here brooding. /scowls at/ I took down an entire wall yesterday and you didn't even notice!

It certainly looks like it. 

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It certainly looks like it. 

Did I stutter? A midlife crisis!

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Did I stutter? A midlife crisis!

/flat look, wings drop to a disinterested level/ 

…are you really having a midlife crisis now? Of all times?