doritosandavocados
Whatever Floats my Fancy
I post various fandom stuff. Also lots of shitposts.
Peruse my blog at your pleasure and feel free to message me anytime about mutual interests! Current shows that have me excited: Stargate (always), The Cleaning Lady, The Rookie, and The Orville.
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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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kookaburra refusing to budge
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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.
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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
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surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???
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