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the fleas from my cats only biting me out of everyone in my house and finding out wolves get fleas as well brings me both joy and irritation

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fax tho

if you're in the car with mr burns DON'T open the window or else he'll get sucked out and you'll never see him again

don't make the same mistake I did

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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ASKSKSKAKSISJKISUE HELP LMAOOOO

BRO WHY HE LOOK LIKE HE BEEN SMOKING IN THE IMAGE IN THE BACK. LIKE BROOOOOO WHAT YOU ON?????? GIMME THAT MR. BURNS STRAIN.

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nothing has ever clicked faster in my brain than discovering yesterday that i'm an alien. its like "so you mean my obsession with human and animal evolution, anthropology, botany, DNA modification and analysis, phases of matter, spaceships, atoms, molecules, physics, and advanced technology was for a reason??? interesting.."

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I AM A HUMANOID ALIEN

after lots of soul searching and looking back on therian-esque memories i have I'M AN ALIEN yes INDEED. with me only being interested in space, planets, stars, phases of matter, and micro-organisms as a child, playing EVE Online and feeling right at home, being obsessed with biogeochemical cycles all throughout school, hyperfixating on alien cartoons because they're relatable and wanting access to their technology..

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Software for making y2k site banners and stuff

there's a software where you can just make buttons and banners and everything else for a NeoCities site or whatever it's here: https://archive.org/details/tucows_194830_AMI_GIF_Construction_Set_Pro when installing it, just select the shareware option in the menu

stuff i made with it

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Therians be like

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actual footage of me checking my phone btw

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best thing ever

Helpful guide I love looking at ♡

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this is me 100% percent sure this time i figured it out

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my brother and sister used to get on my case for liking american cheese because its a processed food

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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being fictionkin is so crazy like everyone else is a character from genshin or smth and i'm a mini mart clerk

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GUYS WHAT IF THE ARTIST WHO MADE THIS WAS THERIAN

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the two halves of my brain

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SIMS 4 IS CRAZY

bro the Sims 4 Cats & Dogs expansion pack LITERALLY flipped a switch in my head, i realized, i am indeed, a dog. like frfr. i made this Pharaoh Hound named Apollo and something short circuited so i am him now