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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

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Reddit just discovered color theory

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proficient in using ranged and deranged weapons

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i will get a call from a 76 year old man who screams the entire time because he got asked for a 2 factor authentication text. he tells me to turn the feature off i say sorry sir we can not do that for security purposes. he screams that he doesnt give a fuck and that he has a password for a reason. i say i understand sir but this is for security in case someone obtains your password. he says that won’t ever happen, he has the most secure password and nobody will ever guess. i say im sorry sir but respectfully you can’t ever guarantee that. he yells again that i don’t know what i’m talking about because he ran internet security for the military and he knows for a fact that nobody will ever guess his password is JimLikesCars321. This will happen three times a week

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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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the way black sails non-viewers are literally missing out on an integral part of the human experience

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I’ve been doing some field work with geologists this winter and I’m kind of amazed by how these dudes can pick up a handful of dirt and talk about it for an hour using terms I’ve never heard of. Like wow you see a whole universe in there that I don’t. The world is truly full of beauty and we only comprehend a fraction of it.

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reblog and let me know in tags ✨

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You and that damn mama

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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