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          he's back by  unpopular demand, of course. now to do some cleaning.

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example of a tall person being an asshole

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          fearing his life? more like his sanity.                           "ah, yes. that makes me feel so much safer." eye roll.

   Of course he would, but he’s fearing for his life right now too, right?                                           “You’re not on my list today buddy, rest easy.                      Relax, I’ll bring you to damnation soon enough.” Innocent smile.

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          he thought it was super fitting.                             "or the work of the devil." squinty eyes.

   That’s not a very fitting line when we know which of us is Lucifer.                             “Fancy meeting you here.                                       It must be the work of fate.”

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          what's that quote from supernatural? no matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up... here.

   He can run, but he can’t hide.  Hibi always gets what he wants in the end.

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          casually nopes the  fuck out because he's returned.

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★ ▎ starry-eyed: FUYCK YOU

m o o s e: WHAT DID I DO NOW

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          "murder me murder me murder me." he's a loser. what else is new?

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          holy shit those  are dragons. how the heck does she have dragons and he doesn't even have a boyfriend. like what uneven laws of the universe are working here? jeremy is majorly jealous. so he does what all jealous people do. stare intensely from behind a tree. perfectly normal. 100% average.

        She’s thankful Queen Adrastia’s other dragons have warmed up to her. The smaller ones are much more docile and Kohloria has no issue feeding them straight from her palms. She does so even now, allowing a red hatchling to take bits of raw meat from her hand. 

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          "what's worse than  a hundred babies stapled to one tree?" this joke is the embodiment horror and disgust. why the hell does he find it funny?

          An arguably pleased grin teased his mouth. Honestly, he wasn’t even all that hungry, but he’d snag any chance he got to have a shot at a candy bar. Who wouldn’t?

                    ❝ The only way I play, my friend. ❞

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          "whoa! language! it's�� so impolite!" the real argument here, is whether or not it was really appropriate to stare so obviously at the other male's butt. if you really wanted to scare him, swearing does nothing. he's practically an adult. he's heard them all. 

"—Tch!”

                        What is that all about? Why were they not running away scared? This was not a normal reaction that one had upon seeing him! Fenrir did not think that he liked this very much—

                                              “The fuck are you doin’?”

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          how is he  able to continuously fuck up royally?

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Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer