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Our dm sent this while deciding what to do about feats

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D&D monster concept

Non-newtonian slimes

Hitting them harder does less damage

Their AC is 13 and you have to roll below it to hit

especially effective against high-level players

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Yeah okay but

If I got to roll 216,000d6 on my saving throws I'd probably make most of them as well

Trucks are OP

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took me ages to find this because my folders are a disorganized mess but

@thesillykiwi

and anyone else who wants to use this, it’s fine (if you right click the image into a new tab, it will be the right size)

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commission i did for @failprocess of their dnd character :]

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new eladrin sorcerer! i gotta commission art of him now djnkjfns

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you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

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Free maps for RPG needs.

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Source:  Emmetation

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DM: I need you to roll initiative

Bard:

src

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Why?

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yall know that shirt that’s like. “i eat paintings when the museum guards aren’t looking”? that.

one of my party members also pointed out that it’s like a pet shaming sign but for me, and yknow? that’s valid

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In dnd, resurrecting PCs becomes so easy at higher levels, and though I think that’s a positive, I really like the idea that dying has lasting consequences or triggers events in a PC. Here’s a simple table of interesting but hopefully not game breaking or character destroying ideas. Thoughts? Improvements?

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fur, tooth, and claw: rise of the muppetborn

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Pls buy her potions, she promises they won’t explode or turn to sludge.

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So @halfgap made a post about a dating sim where Jester is the MC and I just??? had to draw it????

Tried to extra anime my style a bit 

Also Bonus Secret route:

Cause if you can’t seduce a god then what’s the point?