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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Teef by Endling
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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100 Years of Beauty Men: India (Model: Amandeep Kainth)
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Endless List of Dramas’ OTPs: Do Bong Soon x Ahn Min Hyuk (Strong Woman Do Bong Soon)  
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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“You are the man I love amatus, nothing would truly keep us apart”
-Dorian and the Inquisitor
Keep reading
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Todd Lockwood’s amazing animations of dragons in flight. The red dragon is conventional  - if any dragon can be considered conventional - but the gold dragon with that extraordinary wing and helix-ripple, not at all…
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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harry potter books as clickbait articles
Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!
You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret
How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss
These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring
Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class
7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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professorfreeky replied to your link “Trump Supporters Are Boycotting Budweiser Over Its Super Bowl…”
Is that why Scottish people insult him so much whenever he’s there? -THE MORE YOU KNOW-
That and he’s been sticking his nose into our affairs for quite a while regarding his fucking failure of a golf course. (Both of which are failing, he’s lost millions, and also he hasnae paid his taxes for either of them so HMRC are gonnae want a wurd at some point.)
He tried to bully our parliament into not putting wind farms off our coastline—wind farms that created a lot of needed jobs as well as clean sustainable energy—because it would “ruin his view” (dinnae fash, we’re building them anyway) while simultaneously building a giant earth mound around his failing golf course (have I mentioned it’s failing?) and blocking the people WHO HAVE LIVED THERE ALL THEIR LIVES from the view. Not to mention leaving some families, including a 92 year old woman, without running water for five years.
When he tried to make a media spin about their living conditions he first tried to say that their houses were “slums” and people should be ashamed to live in them, and then unsurprisingly when Scottish people didn’t get off his dick about it 24/7, he tried to backtrack saying that Mrs Forbes, reminded him of his mother, to which the dear old biddy bit back:  “He mustn’t have treated her very well then.“ 
There’s been a film made about it called “You’ve Been Trumped”
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(Trailer)
At which point neighbors of the golf course both started flying the Mexican flag in “solidarity with those Trump has disrespected”. Both of which can be seen from around the golf course, and from the expensive clubhouse. So everywhere he goes on his golf course, it’s visible.
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He also tried to drive people out of their homes, shut down local businesses, and built a fucking wall along a property line and tried to charge the residents living on the other side for the bill. And as it was revealed later last year, wrote screeds of letters to the then Scottish Minister, talking about how he personally was going to “save Scotland”. 
With Golf.
The Fucking Thing We Are Credited For Inventing.
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So if people don’t quite understand why Scotland has such a passionate venom for the man. This is a huge factor in why. That and everything else.
And as we Scots tend to do, we’ve adopted telling him to fuck off as our new national pastime. And we are a nation well known for being expressive in that regard.
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So for whatever it’s worth, there will always be a northern tip of an island, burning up with rage. And making sure his golf courses are financial failures. Because fuck him.
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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People pairing adult and child characters in friendship/mentor/surrogate family contexts
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People pairing adult and child characters in romantic/sexual contexts
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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commander-cullen:
Just a head’s up for those of you doing Christmas shopping this year; this is the official #GrabYourWallet boycott list of companies that do business with the Trump family.
Amazon
Macy’s
Marshalls
Neiman Marcus
Bloomingdale’s
Lord and Taylor
Zappos
Trump Hotels
Trump Golf Courses
Trump Winery
Perfumania
Bed Bath & Beyond
Scion Hotels
Sacs off Fifth
HSN
Carson’s
Jet
Bon-Ton
Way-Fair
Bluefly
Overstock.com
Sears (southeastern only)
Also for your consideration to boycott:
NASCAR: (ceo supports trump)
Hobby Lobby: (basically the worst art supplier ever, denies it’s employees birth control and supports trump. Michael’s is more expensive but they have great sales and are basically worth it. In some areas there’s also Jerry’s Art Supplies)
ABC Supply (ceo supports trump)
Forbes.com (ceo supports trump)
National Enquirer: (Endorses trump)
MillerCoors: (founder gave trump money)
Jenny Craig: (board member supports Trump)
Uline: (ceo raised funds for Trump)
People Magazine: (working to normalize Trump)
New Balance: (ceo supports trump)
Yuengling Beer: (founder supports Trump)
Also congratulations to Shoes.com who dumped all of their Trump products recently! I look forward to seeing this list grow.
Remember that you can always call these companies at their customer service hotlines and urge them to stop carrying Trump products.
This is the official list by the way:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vu0Y0HvadMgG_LN7dF8W7M66oPCcx_nmSARQWirV7iY/htmlview?sle=true
I also thought I should add, here are alternatives who are 100% Trump free:
Athleta
American Giant
JC Penny
BCBGMAXARIA
Barney’s
Banana Republic
Calvin Klein
Edie Bauer
H&M
Etsy
Jose Banks
J Crew
Victoria’s Secret
Land’s End
LL Bean
Mod Cloth
Rag and Bone
Tiffany and Co.
Talbot’s
Tom’s
Ulta
Zara
YOOX.com
Net-a-Porter
Sur-La-Table
Grub Hub
Gap
Gilt
Frye
Bergdorf Goodman
Shoes.com
And here is that full list too:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vu0Y0HvadMgG_LN7dF8W7M66oPCcx_nmSARQWirV7iY/htmlview?sle=true#
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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@inkededucatednnerdy @lizandbooks @megaflowerfangirl @where-my-sidewalk-ends @quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks @angryschnauzer @damageditem @antyc67
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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New for #kotoricon2017 - #Flowey from #undertale
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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“Hey… they say it’s five centimeters per second. The speed at which cherry blossoms fall. It’s five centimeters per second.”
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Yeah, still good.
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dorkspork · 8 years ago
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Be like Deok Hwa. Love yourself.  
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