I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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i should've screenshotted my blog every time i changed the theme to make a compilation by the end of the year, but it is too late now
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Me, every day between 4:37pm and 7:51pm:
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depression cancelled what the fuck one of my classmates died?
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Happy April 30th. Here's an ancient joke art I made.
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may is coming soon. loser will be the icon on june ☺️
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they had the girl who came after me go first what if i combust in the middle of the store right now and made them feel bad for it
alright i'm about to go in for my interview wish me luck 😭😭😭😭😭
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alright i'm about to go in for my interview wish me luck 😭😭😭😭😭
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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may is coming soon. loser will be the icon on june ☺️
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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