dorotheasdoobie

[dorotheasdoobie]

Who's this carrot looking ass.

what’s up sluts did u miss me

[dorotheasdoobie]

I wouldn't have thought Hubert would have warmed up to you ever.

The rats have accepted me as their own

[dorotheasdoobie]

Oh.

Don't like that.

*aggressive T-pose*

[dorotheasdoobie]

Hubert.

*aggressive T-pose*

[dorotheasdoobie]

And you all wonder why I left.

*aggressive T-pose*

[dorotheasdoobie]

Summer Dorothea is living her best life you love to see it

[dorotheasdoobie]

summer dorothea is giving me life

[dorotheasdoobie]

u were really silent for weeks and the first thing u do after crawling back out of wherever u came from was to shake seteth to his very core. i respect that

What can I say, I like breaking green beans.

[dorotheasdoobie]

Don't let my silence fool you into thinking that I would not kill Byleth on sight.

[dorotheasdoobie]

Anon you're not the only one, pretty sure I've overheard such praying with Lord Rodrigue on his knees.

People are really out here thirsting for Sylvain when Dragon Daddy is right fucking here??? Hello??? RIP to y'all but I'm ready to get on my knees for a whole lot more than a prayer.

I don’t know how to respond to this. Thank you? I think.

[dorotheasdoobie]

I can't beat the living daylights out of you without getting closer.

be careful, dorothea can smell your fear

Haha what

[dorotheasdoobie]

Yeah it smells like rotten pork.

be careful, dorothea can smell your fear

Haha what

[dorotheasdoobie]

Wrong both of them are horrid and if I could I would sell them to those people who slither around.

which professor do u prefer: beleth or lettuce?

beleth was never rly my teacher but she is probably better

[dorotheasdoobie]

Too bad I have like five on their way.

Heard you like large rocks.

NO I DONT

[dorotheasdoobie]

At least you’re ripped now

I suppose that's a plus.

[dorotheasdoobie]

YOU!

GET OVER HERE YOU UGLY CONNIVING RHEA SPAWN

Just because this class won't let me summon meteors, doesn't mean I can't lift boulders to throw at certain green twinks.

[dorotheasdoobie]

Just because this class won't let me summon meteors, doesn't mean I can't lift boulders to throw at certain green twinks.