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we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

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Stay out of my future

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don’t trust people who are friends with people who have mistreated you in the past

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romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection

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Me as a Disney Prince ✨ by Thomas Sanders

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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I’m probably 80% salt water at this point in my life if I’m honest 🐠

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When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

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7 things to remember today: 1) make peace with your past so it doesn’t spoil your present 2) what others think of you is none of your business 3) time heals almost everything. give time, some time 4) no one is the reason of your happiness. except you yourself 5) don’t compare your life to others’, you don’t know what their journey is all about 6) stop thinking too much, it’s alright not to know all the answers 7) smile, you don’t own all the problems in the world

misjudgments (via misjudgments)

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Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

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flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

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