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Just learned the Japanese name for Umbreon. Who let HP Lovecraft name this cat?

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Is Spongebob Satan in this context?

Squidward is a tragic figure, but not in the Hellenic style. He’s in the tradition of Job

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based and autumnpilled

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i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities

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okaaayyy horses

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The gayest thing about this is not that he's horny for Robert Pattinson, but that he's quoting Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics

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Yes, yes, sodomy's all well and good, but might I also recommend blasphemy and heresy?

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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me fr

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If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.

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"Much of the information about Elgabalus is exaggerations from her political enemies." Yes, but I also know half a dozen Tgirls who would immediately start despotic imperial sex cults if they were made empress of Rome at 18.

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the feature i really need tumblr to add is to have your moms phone number on your profile so if you disagree with me i call your mom to tattle on you but then your mom and i get to talking and we realize we actually have a lot in common then at the same time we say “maybe we should continue this conversation over dinner” then we both laugh and that night your mom and i meet for dinner and i bring her flowers and pay for her food and we have a beautiful evening together that leads into an even more beautiful night on a beach under the stars and i turn to your mom and say “i know this may seem a little fast but i’ve never felt this way before” and she says “i was thinking the same thing” and we kiss under the moonlight and we realize in that moment that we want to spend the rest of our lives together so i move in with her and fall in love more every day and we grow old together and she passes before i do but luckily i’ve come to think of her children like they’re my own then years later i’m on my death bed and you say “you were like a second mother to me” and i say “hey remember when you disagreed with me online 50 years ago well L + ratio + i fucked your mom LOL” then i die having got the last word in

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from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds

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elven milf at gamestop told me she's got active enchantments older than me and it was supposed to be a dismissive insult but I got so hard I couldn't walk straight