dottore-official

[dottore-official]

i cant go to the bank man i got banned

Ask Tartaglia in that case, he borrows the most mora from Pantalone.

[dottore-official]

ok so like i cant take your beakers but can i take some of your cash

Are you under the impression that I purchase my parts and tools with a pep in my step and a jolly smile? No. Go ask the Northland Bank for a loan.

[dottore-official]

(from the last post)

so thats basically a no..? ☹️☹️

my professor said we have to cz we gotta store money in there as the ultimate life hack

Why are you hiding money in beakers?? Is your professor perhaps on the run from law enforcement?

[dottore-official]

dottodaddy may i steal some of your beakers? its for research and my financial class ☺️

One, do not call me ‘dottodaddy.’ Two, how do my beakers relate to a financial class??

[dottore-official]

He told me it is a ‘waste of Fatui funding for such a meaningless operation.’ I am just as upset as you, but he was firm.

Doctorrrrr it’s PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Can we put rainbow lights in my tail again?

- @cherri-fox-official

On your tail, that is doable. In your tail and I get another warning from Lord Pierro.

[dottore-official]

Doctorrrrr it’s PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Can we put rainbow lights in my tail again?

- @cherri-fox-official

On your tail, that is doable. In your tail and I get another warning from Lord Pierro.

[dottore-official]

Do not make me take back the pink and gold chaos child of mine you stole, Loki.

The segments told me to make an announcement to ‘boost agent morale,’ so Happy Pride Month, I suppose…

[dottore-official]

@regrator-pantalone Regrator, cut their funding.

The segments told me to make an announcement to ‘boost agent morale,’ so Happy Pride Month, I suppose…

[dottore-official]

The segments told me to make an announcement to ‘boost agent morale,’ so Happy Pride Month, I suppose…

[dottore-official]

Why, I’m touched.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! Thank you for not being there for most of my life!

- @anxious-alchemist-sucrose

I wouldn’t call myself your ‘mother,’ but I suppose you’re welcome.

[dottore-official]

Glad to know I raised an asshole. I suppose I’m not getting flowers or a gift? Or even a card?

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! Thank you for not being there for most of my life!

- @anxious-alchemist-sucrose

I wouldn’t call myself your ‘mother,’ but I suppose you’re welcome.

[dottore-official]

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! Thank you for not being there for most of my life!

- @anxious-alchemist-sucrose

I wouldn’t call myself your ‘mother,’ but I suppose you’re welcome.

[dottore-official]

“Because it is a societal expectation that adds next to nothing in this existence we call ‘life.’ …are there cats in the laundry basket?”

When Dottore goes to visit his dear @thetruescholar , glaring at the magnolias around her house, she lets him in. The smell of the paint from patching up her walls overpowers the magnolia smell in her house.

The cats are in kitty jail.

Dottore takes off his boots and coat, still maintaining a tad bit of politeness. “I see you’ve repainted, Natashinka?

[dottore-official]

When Dottore goes to visit his dear @thetruescholar , glaring at the magnolias around her house, she lets him in. The smell of the paint from patching up her walls overpowers the magnolia smell in her house.

The cats are in kitty jail.

Dottore takes off his boots and coat, still maintaining a tad bit of politeness. “I see you’ve repainted, Natashinka?

[dottore-official]

Dottore thinks about it for a moment, before slowly turning with a wide grin. “And why would I ever take away a chance for you to learn something new?”

"Dottore!" As usual, Loki enters the lab uninvited. But this time, he doesn't have Holly or Magnolia on him like the previous few times he came in to irritate Dottore. How unusual. Must mean he wanted something.

— @who0se-bad-idea-was-this

“And what do you want today, Loki?” Dottore is simply dusting high shelves. Quite a mundane task for such a scientist.

[dottore-official]

"Dottore!" As usual, Loki enters the lab uninvited. But this time, he doesn't have Holly or Magnolia on him like the previous few times he came in to irritate Dottore. How unusual. Must mean he wanted something.

— @who0se-bad-idea-was-this

“And what do you want today, Loki?” Dottore is simply dusting high shelves. Quite a mundane task for such a scientist.

[dottore-official]

And when the hell did I raise you to talk back to me like this?

The interns at work were asking if you were a top or a bottom, they won’t stop asking until they get an answer

- @anxious-alchemist-sucrose

They should not be asking that, that question is inappropriate for a workplace setting.