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annie appreciation post✨

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was in a zoom with a friend who is a PhD from Saudi Arabia and moved to Maine for university, and we were talking about local artists and he said "Mainers are fucking weird but they are good artists" and i think thats a great review of the state

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does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

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dont worry baby we'll make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome🫶

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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lets be roly-poly with mama

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You say I am short

But this is not peer reviewed

So suck Kermits balls

In my poetry era! you inspired me to write a haiku

Fighting for my life in a group chat rn because SOME PEOPLE don’t understand that Kermit the frog is terrifying.

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i would seriously enhoy being a fish that does not have to go to the grocery store,

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I'm really scared of you sometimes more than kermit

Fighting for my life in a group chat rn because SOME PEOPLE don’t understand that Kermit the frog is terrifying.

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Fighting for my life in a group chat rn because SOME PEOPLE don’t understand that Kermit the frog is terrifying.

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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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Girls only want one thing and it’s to flip a series of overhead switches and to punch a few glowing buttons to start up the spaceship