douglas-davenport
douglas-davenport
That One Hipster Porcupine From That One Show
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He/they pronouns, bisexual disaster, and running on pure spite and energy drinks at this point.
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douglas-davenport 2 years ago
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Bree: Hey, you and Kaz aren't dating, right?
Chase: What? No, we're not dating, why would you think that?
Bree: Okay, good, because I was thinking of asking him out
Spike:
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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If you weren't dating Horace do you think Lizzy is hot?
I'm not answering that while dating someone else.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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if you're taking lab assistant applications i'd experiment with spiders and growth hormones with you. in a heartbeat. i'm not bionic though
Donnie is telling me to decline
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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What's favorite thing you've cooked recently?
Honey-glazed salmon over arugula with a lemon-dill aioli is the first thing that comes to mind
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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How are things with Horace?
They're great! I, quite honestly, couldn't be happier.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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brunette man disorder
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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*bonk!* you're going to stupid jail for wanting to give a tarantula bionics.
First of all, if I can survive in regular jail then stupid jail will be a breeze
And second of all, I only said I was tempted! I learned from the last time I decided to mess with spiders, it's not a good idea.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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When you built Marcus did you know that him and Breana were going to fall in love?
Next question.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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Please do no give bionics to the tarantula. Remember there are toddlers around.
They'll adapt.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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How is Sheryll the tarantula?
She's great!! She's really warmed up to most people. Even Tasha, weirdly enough.
Donald, however, is still on edge about her.
Tempted to give her bionics just to see what he'd do.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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any new inventions lately.
Legally, I can't answer this question.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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Do you think yourself is hot?
I think I'm better looking than Donnie, but the rest is up to interpretation
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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Alright, but still keep a look out. Whoever did this to him still might come back.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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....Which one are you comfortable with?
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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He's really out of it, but yes
Do you think you can help me carry him out of here?
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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Just finished untying his legs, I'll try to start waking him up.
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douglas-davenport 3 years ago
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Working on it
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