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apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

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Dick being a happy older brother…

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I know it in my soul that whenever Damian has to play violin for school and needs an accompanist, he fucking drags Dick out of Blüdhaven and back to Gotham to play piano. Dick has not practiced piano since Aunt Harriet stopped bugging him to attend his lessons when he left the manor, and he doesn’t even like playing piano. But for Damian? Sigh F i n e, he’ll play the accompaniment.

He’ll drag out his dusty practice books to refresh himself on proper hand posture and what the fuck an F looks like on the staff. Yes, yes, he’ll look up whatever squiggly abomination is on his sheet music that music experts claim is “modern notation”.

Bruce, who knows how to play piano, or can otherwise contact professional piano accompanists, is like “son, please. leave your brother alone. he hasn’t even played in years.” And Damian’s like “NO. I will settle for nothing less than Grayson.”

“Son, that’s such a low bar.”

But Damian will have his way. He will perform with his brother, goddamnit.

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secret identities are safe because everyone in gotham/bludhaven is dr doof levels of face blind

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jason is the epitome of younger sibling core bc wdym my older brother whom i have a 6ish year age gap doesn’t want to be my best friend?? doesn’t want to hang out with me, a 13 year old?? also the entire jason tim thing where he attacked tim in titans tower is 100% a younger sibling reaction to no longer being the youngest

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neither of them are getting paid enough for this

inspired by this post

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wayne-shenanigans

still learning to draw the batbros- the second one is my favorite i think

also idk if anyone noticed in my last post but i gave timmy a nightwing hoodie :))

also also, dick totally paints jason’s nails blue while he sleeps, so jay wrestles dick down and paints his nails red (dick pretends to fight back but not too hard cus he wants them to match) jason secretly likes the paint tho but he would never admit to it shut up

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My headcanon is that the robins (Tim, Steph and Damian ) never have Bruce Wayne, always have Batman. Because after Jason Dead he devotes himself to his mission.

I love the angst

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Dick: Jason fell down the stairs!

Bruce: Is he okay?! What did he say?

Dick: Should I skip the swear words?

Bruce: Of course!

Dick: Well, then he just sort of fell silently...

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For a commission, Alfred the Dadler

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When Batman is in one of his real bad moods and he says something to his kids that we both know Wonder Woman will make him regret.™️

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jolliest holiday from the bat sibs

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dick got a new apartment. but at what cost

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Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!

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distracted on patrol

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Bruce with his kids and Alfred