dove-da-birb
dove-da-birb
✿Auburn Is My Favourite Parasite✿
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Dove | 24 | 16+ | They/Them/Thou | Non-binary | Queer | Canadian | Jellybeans for everyone but Auburn | I’ll hate your mom for you
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dove-da-birb · 21 hours ago
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Me: today is my day off!
Me: *wakes up before 6 am*
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dove-da-birb · 1 day ago
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Nanami Kento! saving up to buy an engagement ring.
On a bi-weekly basis (based on his payday), he transferred fifteen percent of his income to his savings account. Today, he changed it to thirty percent after you gifted him shoe tractions to attach to his work shoes. He told you how he had nearly wiped out while walking to work today, a sheet of black ice going unnoticed in his hurry.
If the ice wasn't going to kill him first, it would be you and your thoughtfulness. His walk to work was much easier, and his head remained six feet and one inch from the ground he walked on. You were ready to buy him a helmet, too. He saw it in your shopping cart the last night he was over for dinner.
Nanami Kento! spends hours searching online and window shopping for the perfect ring.
You're not a materialist, but you have taste, and so does he. Should he support a local small business? His mother told him which jewellers to visit. Would his mother's ring not be in taste? How would it look on your finger?
There has been an influx of people creating their own jewelry lines, designing unique cuts and ring shapes by crafting the main body of the ring with wax and coating it with metal. Nanami found himself watching videos of how to make them over and over again. It's a beautiful and intentional craft, one he'd think you would also come to appreciate. Could he make your ring personal by infusing it with your perfume, or would that muddle the chemistry of the metal? Would you like this, or should he choose something more timeless?
Oh no, that's another question. Silver or gold?
"Gold," his mother deadpanned when he asked. But if this was the engagement ring, was it not more common for it to be silver? Nanami is going to go bald.
Nanami Kento! and his sudden obsession with strings, but you don't know he's trying to measure your ring finger.
You're asleep on the couch more often than the average person, so it should have been easy, but he forgot how restless you were.
You'd be sleeping on your left side, then you'd rotate onto your back. You'd flip around sporadically like a broken rotisserie chicken on rotate. Nanami would reach for your hand again, then you'd stuff it under your head. Did you also know you grind your teeth in your sleep?
The next day, he sets up a dentist appointment for you. When you're away, he sighs, looking at his array of strings varying in length from a three millimetre difference to a full centimetre. One day, you found him staring at his strings, each lined up, none quite the same. You think he's going crazy. He insists he's not, but it's really hard to believe him.
Nanami Kento! finally gets the ring. The box is blue velvet, and perched inside sits the pretty ring he bought you.
Now, it's just a matter of planning how to gift you the ring.
It has been three days since you've seen him examine his strings. You ask him where his string collection went. He smiles.
"I don't need them anymore."
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dove-da-birb · 3 days ago
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Back to enemies and then kissing
Oh, I’m being FED WELL TODAY
Me starting a book: YES FINALLY ENEMIES TO LOVERS
not even a hundred pages in: oh, they're both yearners, cute *places head in hands*
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dove-da-birb · 3 days ago
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Me starting a book: YES FINALLY ENEMIES TO LOVERS
not even a hundred pages in: oh, they're both yearners, cute *places head in hands*
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dove-da-birb · 3 days ago
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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult
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dove-da-birb · 4 days ago
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MON DIEU-
*realizes the screaming is coming from the TV upstairs*
... oh
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dove-da-birb · 4 days ago
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Me: huh, I know today is imp- …
Me: PERCY JACKSON’S BIRTHDAY
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dove-da-birb · 5 days ago
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I still have your cookbooks and your favourite perfume. You said they were now mine, but to me they’re still yours. I miss you Nana. - Submitted by sonicsleftshoes
#f4bdfe #f8d5ff #b4b7fe #dfe0fe #fdf3fe
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dove-da-birb · 5 days ago
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My sister: Can I borrow another book for you for class?
Me: Sure, which one?
My sister: 1984
*I am apparently a mini library for some university classes
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dove-da-birb · 7 days ago
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I wish authors would stop killing my wives. And by wives I mean fictional men.
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dove-da-birb · 8 days ago
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dove-da-birb · 9 days ago
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*turns into goo* /neg
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dove-da-birb · 14 days ago
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Goddammit now I wanna know the split on this
REBLOG FOR WIDER SAMPLE POOL PLS
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dove-da-birb · 15 days ago
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was trying to do maggie's route and i got his love ending on accident
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*shakes your hand with vigour*
Love that you got it on accident
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dove-da-birb · 16 days ago
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*turns around at work*
*overhears that my hair looks good*
*gets an extra pep to my step*
:3
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dove-da-birb · 16 days ago
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He shows up in Rainey’s route lmao 😭😭😭
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*drags him out by the scruff of his neck*
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dove-da-birb · 17 days ago
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FLIES
I. HATE. FLIES.
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