dovebite
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Watched The Electric State
Movie was okay, but I found it better as an AU🤤
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1990’s Wilson at the conference: *throws a bottle at an antique mirror*
House:
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will not provide context on what I'm reading, but this is too funny to not share
#seeing this post was like#girl what are YOU doing at the backwoods devil's sacrament#but yeah#i giggled
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my Roman Empire is the way House MD has accidentally aged really well purely down to the whole show making House’s running gag that he’s an asshole.
he hates everyone so much that he manages to be consistently derogatory to every single person in every single episode, and as a result of him being an asshole he somehow manages to avoid ever making a comment that comes across as truly bigoted.
bro was such a funny cunt that he literally became a woke icon. He’s the definition of “I hate everyone equally.”
he says racist things, misogynistic things, homophobic things, transphobic things, xenophobic things, but because you know he doesn’t ever really mean it it somehow just makes him seem super accepting?? Literally brilliant use of morally grey.
#10/10 character#esp for the 2000's#he's sarcastic af and has openly stated his distate for societal conventions on multiple occasions#so u know he never truly means it#he's just a bitch and enjoys pissing people off. he does it for the love of the game#ragebaiter before it was even a thing
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this scene is so important to me and makes me miss amber so so much. she really was so good for him. amber volakis you are always in my heart
#ik it's sad for amber hour#but you can't show me this scene and not have me tweak#him gently cradling her jaw and absently stroking it with his thumb ...#when he pushes her onto the bed#and the first couple buttons of her blouse come undone#and he looks at it like he's just struck gold#no homo this scene had me OVULATING#anyways yess love u amber rip diva
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White girl your devotion to the man who permanently changed your brain chemistry has the hoes questioning your morals so they're euthanizing you next week at the lesbian bar.
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Im sorry guys I can’t stop making those shitty memes
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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
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