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Derrick Barry realizing nobody died at Stonewall versus Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay

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Turn the music down please. I need to say something. I just wanted to say they sang this on glee

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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bit mad innit. This whole thing

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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos

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Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

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in the hunger games audiobooks the narrator actually sings all the songs instead of just reading the lyrics out, something i find myself really appreciating and valuing a lot more as i'm forced to sit through whatever the hell this is

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It's not queerbaiting, it's kissing lessons.

youtube and twitter

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being PUNISHED for DOING my JOB (body hurts so so so so so bad)

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i go to bauhaus bakery and order the all we ever wanted was everything bagel

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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

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