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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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In:

Slow Mornings

Reformer Pilates and Barre Classes

Iced Matcha Lattes

Hot Lesbians

Gallery Girls

Hot Lesbian Gallery Girls

Crystals

Horoscopes

Contemporary Literary Fiction

Poetry Readings

The Avant Garde

Out:

Straight Sex

Gym Bros

Influencers

Jetsetting

Job Applications

Normal People

Goal Setting

Being Your Best Self

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If you want me to like you, do NOT under any circumstances let me get to know you. I can guarantee the romanticized version of you in my head is better. Anything you do or say WILL disappoint me.

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Last one for the year, predictions for 2024:

In:

Silk Lamé

Big 70s Hair

Warm Blondes

Road Trips

Americana

Print Magazine Subscribtions

Basements

Champagne

Creme Brûlée

Out:

A24

aestheticswiki.com

“-core”

Yoga Pants

Canvas Totes

Faux Fur

Maison Margiela Replica “By The Fireplace”

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In:

Gold

Frankincense

Myrrh

Wandering aimlessly

Ex boyfriends

The Cigarettes After Sex cover of Motion Picture Soundtrack

Being normal

Out:

Weddings

Marrying for money

Worrying about money

Situationships

Being interesting

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In:

Boarding school

Ambroxan

The IDF

Making a fool of yourself

Incredibly short skirts

New friends

DIY haircuts

DJ Sets

Guys with long hair

Out:

Old friends

Older men

Canada

Other people’s problems

Going to work

Cheese plates

Cigarettes

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In:

Hollywood

First dates

Casual sex

Out:

New York

That stupid friggen telfar bag y’all need to stop it

*old draft from March I forgot about opposite

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Went out to get takeout in my fur coat with pjs under it. Feeling like the girl in my year of rest and relaxation

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He’s built like a Roman statue (small penis)

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moodboard| vibes i'm going for in the new school year xoxo

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In:

Sex

The color pink

Barbie

Hanging with the girlies

Studio apartments in cute neighborhoods

Traumatic experiences

5 Step Skincare Routines

Journalling

Getting my life together

Personal growth

Unreliable narrators

Arguing with men

Out:

True love

Being friends with boys

Surprises

The literary scene

Brooklyn

Chipotle

Employment

The Hamptons

Therapy

Hypergamy

Short Films

Tanning

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Yesterday I got mugged at chipotle and they gave me free guac.

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Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he would NEVER try to ban Diet Coke

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Serbia got robbed at Eurovision they slayed

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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

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Natalia Jade