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Past life spoilers + Dried flowers au spoilers.

Because at this point it is pointless to try to deny that for me. Scar is stuck in the sunflower field and never leaving it. How it will get to the point will stay hidden.

Enjoy the past life finally, part 1.

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If I knew how to make comics, I would make one where Scott and Cleo are hanging out on Scott’s couch looking for something to put on TV while they paint each other’s nails, and they’re talking like

Cleo: Y’know, it’s not that I don’t love the boys anymore or even that I don’t care about Etho anymore. I just feel like I’m trapped in a life that I wasn’t really ready for when I chose it. I’m not even completely unhappy; I’m just kind of discontent with my own experience with the world.

Scott: I can understand that, I think.

Cleo: Yeah? You’re the one going off and having adventures with Martyn all of the time.

Scott: Yeah, but, I don’t know. I love Martyn. I do, but… I think I’m ready to settle down, now. I know it’s not the same kind of trap that you’re in or the same kind of experiences that you’re wanting to have, but I understand feeling like you’re only here because there isn’t a better option.

Cleo: Okay, fair. Yeah, I do get that.

And Scott and Cleo stare at the TV for a panel and then it shows that they’ve scrolled to a station broadcasting an episode of Wife Swap. Their eyes go big, and they turn to look at each other.

Cleo: We should…

Scott: …swap wives…

Cut to Cleo waiting at the window of their house as Martyn and Scott ride over on a motorcycle. Martyn looks uncertain but otherwise fine, and Scott looks completely normal. Cleo bounces up out of her seat, calls Etho over, and hands him some papers.

Etho: What’s this?

Cleo: Divorce papers. Also, I’m giving Scott my car.

Etho: What?!

Cleo, walking out the door with a backpack: Listen, it’s not that I don’t like you anymore, Etho, but I think we both know that we’re not in love anymore.

Etho: Wh- but- Cleo, you can’t just leave out of the blue! We should at least figure out what to do about the kids!

Cleo, fist-bumping Martyn as Scott removes his helmet: Oh, you have full custody.

Etho: WHAT

Cleo, gesturing to Scott and putting on Scott’s helmet while Scott approaches Etho: And this is child support.

Martyn and Cleo ride away, leaving Etho standing there in shock with Scott.

Scott: I’ll work, cook, clean, watch the boys, and take them to school if you let me stay in the guest bedroom. And the kids don’t have to call me “Mom” if they don’t want to.

Etho: …

Etho: Yeah, I guess. What about your stuff?

Scott: What’s mine is Cleo’s, and what’s Cleo’s is mine.

Two months later, Cleo comes back to check in on things, visit the kids, and hang out with Scott and

Cleo: Hey, how’s it goin-

Etho: YOU CAN’T RECLAIM CHILD SUPPORT. HE’S MINE, NOW.

Cleo: what

Scott: yeah I sleep in the master bedroom now. with Etho. sometimes we hold hands. also I’m “Mom”, now.

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The new hot tub is a little chillier

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etho best thumbnail ever

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The Society is pleased

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My brothers keeper.

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taxduo

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postcard 2 - xiao :)

so a set of 24 postcards might be a little too ambitious, esp since i want to do more fandoms than just genshin…i’ll set it at 12 for now, but if there’s demand for more i’ll see where it goes from there

(next up is furina…)

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It's Techno Tuesday!

What a long day...

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Chat!!!

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aww look at my pooks i miss them

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doodle for you o/

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s2 lifesteal

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(OooOoooo what does clown mean by “I've taken care of it” scarryyyy)

After having his fun with uu clown and ferre he realized the implications of two minutetechs

Booking it over to minutes base immediately

He's taken care of it enough at least that uuClownferre are not running amok on the whole of Lifesteal :)

Tbf I would too if I were him. Like. He's got a massive gay crush an Minute. And now there's TWO. I would also come running

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HE LOOKS SO STUPID

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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it