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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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yeah, no need to turn your brights off for little old me! it’s not like i turned mine off for you haha. i actually like getting eyeblasted by 5,000 lumens of pure un-regulated road laser. our society is good for allowing this *entering my bloodlust form, i violently yank the wheel killing us both*

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

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where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

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im going to (*remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health*) stab caesar

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

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currently delusional enough to think that somehow i’ll end up on the set/crew for the community movie because i’m a film student and i’ve been told that i’m better at one specific position than some professionals are

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in honor of me fucki

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as a trans kid to a southern baptist pastor father and a classically trained stringed musician i’m so very normal about @mothercain’s “perverts” im so normal about it hahahahahaha

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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i can make a hapax legomenon right now, look. shapdeltawenifgatupellidowitz. bet nobody's ever written that before.

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24/26

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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

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[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]

losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all

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Literally

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames