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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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my desiccated son thrunt

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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If 60 people are crowding around one guy, they're not all going to be able to reach him at once. I'm sick of all this slander against senators who were there, ready and willing to stab, but just couldn't push through the crowd to get their knife in before caesar was already dead. They tried their best and did more to kill caesar than you ever did.

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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Youth fascination with technology

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The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it