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Things about fighting I always wish made it into Batfamily fics, in no specific order:
The weird way people flip up their tongues to protect their teeth before a fight (if they’re not wearing a mask/mouthpiece)
Exhaling right when you’re about to be hit during a fight so it reduces pain/impact and your body doesn’t tense up
People getting yanked around by ponytails/longer hair (and how much that fucking HURTS)
The fact that you can’t really prepare to get the wind knocked out of you, it just happens and it sucks no matter how well trained you are
Feeling vasodilation start before a fight begins because of the adrenaline surge and increased heart rate
The Batkids taking cues from Cass and targeting an opponent’s weaknesses during a fight (limps, old injuries or scars, preference for right handed weapons, etc)
Night vision/low light vision - the domino masks automatically adjust their vision so they don’t need to wait between bright lights and darkness, but others do
At a certain point you really can’t run anymore - maybe Bruce-as-Batman can, but a teen will tap out from a chase a lot sooner
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Gaming Dice.
I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.
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A man in Stockholm really took that last bit to heart.
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All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to
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I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES
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people be like "oh so killing disabled people because there should be less disabled people in the world is EUGENICS now? smh what has the world come to"
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The cowards of twitter are afraid to admit that Batman represents love
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"LIN LINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
-my bf
Love that guy
Sketches
I keep sneezing
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redraw of one of my super early (and super angsty) LU works!!! always remember to only ever compare your art to your own work from like 5 years ago if u want to stay sane (2020 version under the cut)
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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
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If you consume fanfic on ao3 and are 18+ and American I need you to lock in and call your senators saying you oppose a federal porn ban. This would effectively ban ao3 and being queer in public, among many other things, due to the intentionally vague language of the bill. I’m counting on queer tumblr and fandom tumblr to help me get the word out that you have to call your senators
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