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It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

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so, i have an opportunity to interview a trans man who has had phalloplasty about his experience, for a zine that im hoping will help dispel some of the more common myths and misconceptions about phallo and lower surgery. i want to collect questions from people that i can give him to answer. so, what questions about phalloplasty would you like answered by someone who's had phallo?

don't be worried about asking anything dumb or 'obvious', if you don't know something, asking is the best way to get an answer!

you can reply to this post, or send me an ask. feel free to send it on anon, too! if you'd like to leave a name or initial associated with your question, go for it!

edit: and if you're cis and see this and have questions or things you've always been curious about, you should ask too! even if it's just "how do they make a penis?"

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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"

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there are people in the notes of the teacher crush poll just casually confessing to some of the most psychologically fascinating shit imaginable like it's completely normal to say. got somebody in there saying they never had a crush on a teacher because they automatically hate literally any woman old enough to be their mother. hello.

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I really hate when one of the cats comes to cuddle and then starts having a bath on me. There’s whiskers in my face and the overwhelming smell of cat saliva and lots of disruptive movement and gross wet sounds.

I know why they do it. We’re buddies. They feel safe with me and trust me to watch their back. But I haaaaate it.

One day my beloved said, “If I could turn into a little cat I’d have a bath on you.”

I looked at them in disbelief, “You know I hate that.”

“But you’d let me. Because you love me.”

I glared and pretended that in a hypothetical world in which they could turn into a little cat I’d be heartless enough to deny them having a licky wash right next to my goddamn face. But we both knew I’d let them. Because I love them.

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The peacock’s less respectable sister, the lentilcunt.

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Another instance of me just grossly misinterpreting things was when I was 12 and I had my first Worthiness Interview (my inner Rogerian therapist is crying in utter despair at that name btw) and because Mormons are fucking juvenile slopfarts who can never just say things clearly, I totally did not realize that when the guy giving me the fucking interview asked “Do you…um, haha, I mean, do you, ya know?...Um, like, ya know, engage in self-gratification?” that he meant “Hey, you jorkin’ it?” and I interpreted that as “Do you do things that make you feel good?” And I was like “Yeah, all the time!” Because of course I do! I eat food I like, I play fun video games, I spend time with my siblings, I watch T.V., I have friends I talk to at school, I am near-constantly self-gratifying. And because this little nut weasel was too chickeshit to just Say The Fucking Thing he thought that I had just confessed to The Sin Second to Murder and immediately says “Hahah, hey, that’s OK, a lot of people do that! But God doesn’t want us to, because it’s wrong to do that, so you need to stop to be temple worthy.” And my gender dysphoric ass did NOT know what masturbating was and so I fully thought he was saying “Don’t do things that are fun!” and I believed him, because a) Why would he lie? And b) The scriptures SAY that the natural man is an enemy to God, AND and c) I kept getting told that when shit was hard and unpleasant because of my faith that it was good. That God was happy when I stayed faithful and suffered immensely, because that was The Right Thing To Do. So I went from 12-15 years old feeling guilty any time I did ANYTHING I liked before we got a new guy doing the interviews who wasn’t a coward and could ask the question directly and I was like “No” and he was like “Cool, any questions for me?” and I said, “Yeah, what happened to the self-gratification question?” and he said “Oh, that means masturbating.” And internally I was screaming and crying and pissing and shitting and throwing up because NO THE FUCK IT DOES NOT mean that. And I had been saying “yes” to that for years when I didn’t even know what masturbating was because I thought Jesus hated it when I was happy.

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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Oooo that's a good idea

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?