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I got a request idea, why not mess your diaper outside? Just pull down your pants and make a big stinky poopy in your Huggies outside?

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*whispers*

"Omfg Kelsey, did he just..."

"Shhhh...shut upppp! See, I told you we could sneak into his room. It's exactly like I told you. Mom put him back in diapers the second he moved back in. Don't worry about him noticing. That's like his favorite show now."

"Kelsey...it stinkkkks"

"Yeah, I know. Ever since mom put him back in diapers, this is how he is 24/7. He's a total Barney baby."

"Ewwwww. Did he just...feel it with his hand? Your brother is so gross. Let's go to your room."

"See that's the thing. Mom wants it to be a big surprise. She already started putting his things up on e-bay. She's turning my old room into his new nursery. And she keeps talking about making it Barney themed to soften the blow. He'd throw a total temper tantrum otherwise..."

"Seriously? We used to have so much fun in there! I know he dropped out of college but don't you think this is a little extreme?"

"Girl, come check it out. If you think he stinks now, wait until you see his full diaper pail sitting where we used to smoke up at."

"Omfg Kelsey...your mom is crazy. That's where I had my first kiss! Now it's a nursery?!"

"Yeah well one of us graduated from college while my bedwetting brother decided to drop out and move back in. I don't blame her."

"I can't believe I used to have a crush on him."

"Awww, It's not your fault. You know how I told you he's super into Barney now? He's in love with his Luvs. Check out the diapers mom got for him 😅"

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"Honey, I told you Mommy had friends from the office coming over today. Did I forget to mention they we're following me straight from work? Well, it's too late now. The entire house reeks like a dumpster behind a daycare." *pinches nose*

"Yes sweetie, that's them in the drive way. Do mommy a favor. Open that window and wave them in. Mommy's just going to have to change your poopy diaper right in front of them. "

"Oh don't go fussing now, mister. I'm not the one who sat around stinky all day."

*knock knock*

"Hey ladies, come on in. Sorry about the smell. Yeah, my little pamper packing son in law got a bit distracted watching the big game today. Too distracted to ask/text his ex wife or me for permission to change himself. That's why I'll be putting parental locks on all those big boy channels starting today."

"Oh, Julie? She's out with her new boyfriend. Yeah, she dropped off mister poopy pants here this morning. Those two really seem to be hitting it off. I'm sure y'all can see and smell why she would want her baby of an ex husband around her new love interest. Something tells me he's most likely going to be spending the night over there. She won't stop talking about what a stud he is.

"Isn't that right, sweetie? Miss Julie is going to have her new friend over in the same bed you two used to share together. Isn't that exciting?!"

"Heather, would you be a doll and reach into the big diaper bag on the table my daughter packed for him? His wipes should be right next to the Huggies."

"Pee-Yew!"

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Reblog for spooky season

Uhhh, baby? I think this movie may be a little too scary for you if you can’t even make it through the intro without messing your Pampers. Come on. Take it out, stinky butt. Now, which one would you prefer to watch, Casper or Hocus Pocus?

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🐨 🚼😷

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You taking dares or requests? Would love to humiliate you

Yes plz!

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I didn’t think we’d see your leaky bum around here again, although I think tumblr struck down your recent post, how’s the potty training going?

Not so great. I'm gonna be back in diapers for a long time. 😓

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i dont think there's anything more embarassing than having to pull your pants down to get a poopy diaper check by mommy on the sidewalk of a busy street 😳🥵😓

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what happens when @littlerandi1207 fails her panty inspection three days in a row? she gets to tell the world how much of a diaper girl she is!

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Really, baby? I took you all the way to the potty and last second you just couldn't hold it? You knew we were down to one last diaper and I told you what was going to happen if you didn't remember to put it in your diaper bag while I was getting my keys. Now we have nothing to change that stinky bottom into. Come on poopy pants, lets tug those up and go pick out a pack of pampers.

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@littlerandi1207 decided to give me a big present in the backseat of her pampers for daddy's day this year. Peeyew! Talk aout a blow out. Someone's under the delusion that she still belongs in pullups but I think maybe after blowing out her plastic pants/onsie it's definetly time we switched her over to thicker diapies. What do you guy's think?

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