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dr-albert-g-krueger · 29 days

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AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAGHHHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHHH

#perfect visual rendition of recent events #twdak

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 29 days

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My last photos together with my homies but make it blakeworther

I miss them

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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Would you like to know?

I need candles to have regular scents listed. What is the scent of "Medical Supplies and Trembling Fear"

#:)

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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The wonderful Glass Octopus. Living at depths of around 3000 ft and only being about a foot long, these strange little creatures are rarely seen by scientists.

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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#😀!!!!!

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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do you think that vincent can read captchas?

No, I do not believe that Mr. Edgeworth can read them.

I heard that robots can not decipher such images. What pitiable circumstances...

#I hope he did pass his turing test at least.#hmhmh~#ask dr. krueger

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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*melts your consciousness melts your consciousness melts your consciousness melts your consciousness melts-*

What have you d one!?

#I feel.. liquid.#It didn't work as intended.. I am still me #my.. This was supposed to happen to your mind #not mine #ask dr. krueger

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I ate a tidepod tasted like detergent and plastic.

10/10 would eat again

Sounds terrible! I have to try this for myself sometime.

#I must ask you #do you feel more clean now?#young folks and their strange eating habits.#ask dr. krueger

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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His name is Fillipe!

#ask dr. Krueger

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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Again, art that i deleted

#(ooc: noooo why would you delete thissss!!!! this is amazing !!!)#twdak #albert krueger #fanart #vincent vtsom

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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you are bapy...

„Bapy“ is not a word, as far as I am aware.

Please let me quickly check your mental state,…

#ask dr. krueger #dr albert krueger #twdak #therapy with dr albert krueger

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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gnarp gnarp

The people of G2 are getting more and more unhinged every day.

You know my children would love to play this game with you much more than I.

P̶͍̆l̸̻̿e̷͙̎â̴̳s̷̲͠e̴̞͋.̶̨̅ .̴̞͆ ̷̖̍L̵̝͠ẹ̶̏t̷̨̿ ̸̪̍ m̸̢̊ę̵͝ ̶̠̇ į̶̕n̵̰̔t̴̪͒r̵̼̉o̷͎̾ḓ̶̄u̷͔͛c̷̲̀e̴̥͝ ̵̹̓ y̵̞͒ō̴̖u̴͉͋ ̵͙̆t̸͙͂o̶̱̍ ̴̗̊ t̸͖̔h̵͈͝ę̷̀m̶̱̅.̷̭̃

#don't chew on your (dream)therapist #ask dr. krueger #(/lh !!)

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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14 tropical fish. Very beautiful. Very powerful.

#But let us continue our session. I will tell you some “funfacts” about them later.~#ask dr. krueger

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dr-albert-g-krueger · 1 month

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Not a dream

How are you all

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