dr-d-of-team-blu

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

"Hallo fellow doctor working for Mann.co! As a medic of the RED team, I would like to call a truce to you so one doesn't hurt the other in battle. Would that be alright?"

*My voice lowers to a mutter, looking at the ground with an awkward expression.*

"I would also like to apologize for all the times I have had to take your Intel due to death across my team and having no choice-"

*I look back up to your face.*

"..Anyways- do we have a deal?"

*I ask with a sheepish smile, holding out my hand for you to shake.*

I do not know you. Bitte, I do not understand what you are trying to do by putting your actions in between the star symbols. We are not in the same universe, anyway, so a truce would be pointless, in my opinion.

Now, if you managed to persuade Fritz to have a truce with me, that would be a different situation.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Who’s the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent?

I do not know anyone like that.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

ASK HIM YOURSELF! I AM A FORCE BEYOND COMPREHENSION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF CHAOS

-@pinecone-anon

You do not exist in our universe. Be gone from my inbox, you pest.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

RED ENGINEER HIRED ME TO FILL YOUR BASE WITH PINECONES.

-@pinecone-anon

He did not! You do not exist in our universe.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

I do not know who you are, therefore you are not on my payroll to heal. Shoo, go bother Fritz instead.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

I could not care less whether you cook more or not!

...but I would rather your food than anything else...

How are you doing lately doc?

Sasha has been baking and I... I have been doing nothing but taste testing...

I should stop, probably...

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

I am not stubborn! I care about what goes in my body and the food we are served in this place can hardly be called that!

How are you doing lately doc?

Sasha has been baking and I... I have been doing nothing but taste testing...

I should stop, probably...

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Dok! Allow me to make you some chicken. You must eat more than you do!

I do not like chicken... I would prefer something baked... Or with fish... Or something by Sasha... Nein, do not make me anything!

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Bah, you are going to make me fat! So much sugar, so many calories! Hardly a balanced diet.

How are you doing lately doc?

Sasha has been baking and I... I have been doing nothing but taste testing...

I should stop, probably...

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

How are you doing lately doc?

Sasha has been baking and I... I have been doing nothing but taste testing...

I should stop, probably...

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Then why don't apples keep you away?

Because your stupid superstition is just a stupid superstition!

And that is not even what the saying is referring to! It is about your health! Not about the phobia of your doctor! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

PhD in not being a real doctor

I AM A REAL DOCTOR!

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

No, you like apples, you can't be a doctor. REAL doctors are scared of apples.

I have a PhD, Dummkopf!

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

No wonder you're just a nurse, you could never be a doctor if you like apples so much

I AM a doctor. A doctor of nursing!

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Yeeeeeeeees. Especially with Äpfel 🤤

Is Sasha's cooking good? How is it out of 10?

Sasha's cooking is a 5, but his baking is wunderbar 🤤 I did not even know he could bake so well! I was positively stuffed, I tell you! I must get him to bake me a makowiec. Or a Käsekuchen! Or maybe angel wings! Or anything made with apples, really.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

I am prepared to go into another food coma.

Is Sasha's cooking good? How is it out of 10?

Sasha's cooking is a 5, but his baking is wunderbar 🤤 I did not even know he could bake so well! I was positively stuffed, I tell you! I must get him to bake me a makowiec. Or a Käsekuchen! Or maybe angel wings! Or anything made with apples, really.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

MEDIC!!!

Unless you are one of my teammates, I do not get paid to heal you. Shoo.