34 year old Australian Jewish pathologist, gender identity of "no thanks". Here for Mass Effect headcanons and fanfic, alien biology and sociology, and almost any possible ship (especially if it's rare or platonic). Also The Locked Tomb, random art, and cool animals. Explicit content is tagged "lemon", Locked Tomb spoilers are tagged "gideon the ninth spoilers", and I can't promise to tag spiders or nature-documentary gore.
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*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY
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Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another.
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Cretaceous Characters - Quetzalcoatlus meets a sub-adult triceratops. Just a silly paleoart cartoon thing of mine.
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True Blue (Shakarian childhood friends AU) - Ch 5
There were a lot of things that happened in Citadel public school which, in hindsight, Garrus was fairly certain could be classified as torture, but nothing, nothing, was worse than mixed-species sex ed classes.
The salarian teacher snatched an anatomically correct model of asari genitalia out of a human kid’s hands. “Never lick anything when you don’t know the provenance of the paint,” he snapped. He was new, frazzled, probably going to break in about… oh, Garrus gave it 12 months at the outside. Maybe fewer, given his lifespan.
One of the kids behind him – a regular on the bully circuit, a human called Luke – threw a stylus at Garrus’s head. He ignored it.
The salarian teacher sighed. “Now, how many of you have had sexual intercourse?”
Garrus didn’t raise his hand – for the very simple reason that he hadn’t – but all the other kids did, and the humans with particular gusto. One of them climbed onto the desk to raise his hand even higher. “Does anal count?” shouted another.
“You can’t fool me.” The teacher glared at them. “Given your age bracket, that is statistically unlikely.”
Another stylus swooshed past Garrus’s ear. Read more
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I love Ranni but this drawing was kinda hard q-q, need to practice surroundings more in the future
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don't tell me he doesn't take naps on his balcony
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Luminary Mohg has strength, vision, and of course, love. So, what do you say, my lambkin?
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hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you
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My Mind Is Still My Own
Ah, a long time coming piece of Saren Arterius. I do have a weak spot for antagonists that were the villains just because their point of view or means got skewed by something bigger and badder, and this broken turian is no exception.
This piece will be available as a HD version, Step By Step Breakdown and lineart for my Patrons in January!
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Variegated Mantella (Mantella baroni), family Mantellidae, Ranomafana National Park, Madagascar
Poisonous.
photograph by Charles J. Sharp
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we r used to shepard seeing a boy in theirs dreams or shepard burning in reaper beam
what about shepard drown in theirs dream?
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I can only guess where she got this sweatshirt from
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