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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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These are now the evils, replacing the previous evils, but now with more power than those they stole it from. And they have not been quiet about their evil, either.

Once upon a time…

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the knight's tour

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SparrowKnight, Lord of Fries

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they dipped my ass in nacho cheese!!!!!!

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lmao

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one time, i dreamt i was in a land filled with nothing but front-loading washing machines, for thousands of miles. I opened one and it was stuffed full of small servitors. They were all colored white, black and blue instead of black and purple.

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My bf watching me play Destiny 2: how come that ones walkin' like he needs a cigarette? He's just a smol bean he's havin' a bad time

Smol bean in question:

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When you’re trying to train a low level Pokemon and it faints so you gotta send the whole squad out for revenge

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And these idiot corporations are trying to get nuclear plants made SPECIFICALLY for their own use, to power this bogus 'technology', knowing full well how much of a waste it is.

Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

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She finds her brother funny when he drinks

This is late mostly bc I’ve been so fatigued, and unable to do as much as I’d like as far as hobbies go.

Happy late new years 2025 🎊 pls be kinder, I’m so worn out.

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I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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Riolus can sense when you come back home

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by nemnozhko.broshka

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That last one should activate gravity while doing it's best to avoid the mouse cursor, just letting that volume slider flail around as it's house is tilted and tumbled by some unwelcome force

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...