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if the skittles went to american public high school, they'd be the kids who wear hello kitty, cookie monster, and spongebob fuzzy pajama pants, drink monster at 8 in the morning, and skip class to vape in the wheelchair accessible stall in the bathroom. well, regulus probably wouldn't wear pajama pants, but that's not the point

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to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

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barty coming out be like:

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IT'S CHRISTMASTIME AGAIN, CHARLIE BROWN (1992), dir. Bill Melendez

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She is literally me

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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This made me laugh

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He’d have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community…

If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.

However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Hebrew, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The Rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was too clever.

The Jews could stay in Italy!

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. Finally, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue!”

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had won.

“I don’t have a clue!!!” the Rabbi said.

“First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, so I told him that we were staying right here.”

“And then what?” asked a woman.

“Who knows!!” said the Rabbi. “He took out his lunch, so I took out mine!”

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bartillery (bart artillery)

Why

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today is the only day you can reblog this

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This happened last year wtf

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20/06/2023 💛

Oh what unhappy twist of fate Has brought you homeless to my gate, The gate where once another stood To beg for shelter, warmth and food?

For from that day I ceased to be The master of my destiny, While he, with purr and velvet paw Became within my house the law.

He scratched the furniture and shed And claimed the middle of my bed, She ruled in arrogance and pride And broke my heart the day he died.

So if you really think, oh cat I'd willingly relive all that, Because you come forlorn and thin Well don't just stand there - come on in!

So the cat I've had since I was little (Bolt) has just passed away and I want to dedicate this poem to him called To Love Again by Anonymous

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IMMA SAY IT

Technically Usagi cheated on Mamoru like twice or some shit

TECHNICALLY

by streamer_fairy

art republished with artist’s permission