Text
I wasn't sold to One Direction but they own enough stock to be on my board of directors.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
64K notes
·
View notes
Text
So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

32K notes
·
View notes
Text
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
136K notes
·
View notes
Text
A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
37K notes
·
View notes