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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?
i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
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When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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I drew this whole comic just to do a wheezing lizard #Durge #DarkUrge #Minthara #BaldursGate3
also here is my brand new Patreon, feel free to support me if you want! https://patreon.com/arianiziolek
I plan to put a lot of my WIPs, sketches, and ideas, as well as bonus and NSFW artworks in there. Highly recommended!
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me
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