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I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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finally putting this here after 2 days. i reworked a sketch from march for captain picard day

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Happy to be included

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

One of the crew members said it took six people holding the door up on the other side to keep Mads from breaking it down

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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pov you met the murder husbands

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i love how hugh dancy is so pretty that some people don’t realize how much of an asshole will is

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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a little shrimpy journey

bonus:

a bounty, stolen. danger looms.

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Shrimp lolly party

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Sorbet enjoying the tannins and sunset lighting✨

The pothos is artificial dw💕