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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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if u get bored/lonely you can start jerking off which will instantly summon all your friends for a long and intensive socratic dialogue in ur dms👍

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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

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Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.

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The Pitt doing some subtle worldbuilding to imply that Whitaker lives with a lesbian now bc he no longer has that fuck ass little Amish farmboy haircut. This is the almost-mullet of a man who gets dragged to gay bars against his will

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which could mean nothing.

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I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld skit with how often I’m washing my hands in the bathroom and someone strides in and starts a conversation with me

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you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

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oh waiterrrr more posts like these please!

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

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the mitski patti harrison interview is good

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impregnant with a buuuuuunch of piss and it’s waters