jamie | 25 | they/them | artblog: dracoodlej | the winner takes it aaaaaaaaaaallllllll
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
It's 2024 and i meet a guy who is kind and smart and passionate about his interests and i invite him over to hang out and when he goes into my room he sees my merch and art of all of the long haired men i fetishize and after he goes home i start texting him pics of selfies that he's never posted to any public social media profiles with various long beautiful hairstyles photoshopped over his real hair
14K notes
·
View notes
Text

& this is probably my favorite public statement ever released by any notable figure ever
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
(trying to find a new way to get mad about sabrina carpenter) that's not even how you walk a dog. you hold their leash. not a big handful of their fur
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
what if you were in your LATE 20’s and you’re BISEXUAL and GINGER and have a FUCK ASS BOB and you have a HOMOEROTIC CODEPENDENT SITUATIONSHIP with your “CREATIVE PARTNER” who shames you for not having a BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/THEYFRIEND even though your FEELINGS for her are what’s stopping you from being in a HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
272 notes
·
View notes