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Cute

Being Peter Parker’s boyfriend and living with the iconic legends the Golden Girls… (aka: I made an iconic crossover)

Peter Parker x Male Reader

The Golden Girls x Male Reader (platonic)

Warnings: homophobic parents…

Summary: A young boy is taken in by three old ladies + Blanche and they get to meet his boyfriend…

(A/n: I’m gonna ignore the fact that the golden girls take place from the mid 80s to early 90s and that it’s in Miami)

(A/n: I feel like this is something you’d most likely only find on my blog)

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Background…

One may wonder how a teenager like yourself ended up living with 3 old ladies + Blanche (She’d get mad if she was considered old).

It all started when you came out to your parents, let’s just say they weren’t happy about it so they threw you out on the street.

You didn’t really have anyone else to go to so the only people you could think of were the nice old ladies in the neighbourhood they had come by to welcome your family when you had moved in.

They had occaisionally asked you over to help with things like mow the lawn, which you were glad to help them with. They usually baked you cookies or a pie as a thank you.

You walked up to their house and rang the doorbell. Footsteps could be heard on the other side coming towards the door and as it opened you were met with the friendly face of Rose.

”Hi Y/n, what are you doing out this late?” she asked curiously. ”I-I told my parents” you said with a shaky voice which told them all they needed to know. ”Oh, come inside honey” Blanche said understandingly. Rose brought you over to the couch to sit down with them.

”Tell us what happened” Dorothy said putting a supportive hand on your shoulder. You told them everything that went down while they comforted you. ”You can stay here as long as you want, honey” Blanche said.

”I’ll go prepare some cheesecake to cheer you up” Rose said sweetly and went in to kitchen. ”Just so you know if you want to get rid of parents, i have contacts” Sophia said casually. ”Ma, no, your not gonna give a teenager maffia contacts” Dorothy scolded.

”No of course not, i meant child protective services” Sophia said annoyed at the accusation. Shortly after that Rose came in to the living room with cheesecake for the five of you and they spent the evening conforting you.

Present day…

You’ve lived with the ladies for a few years and for the first time you were going to bring your boyfriend over so they could meet him, all they knew is that his name is Peter Parker and that he’s one of your classmates.

You were a bit nervous for them to finally meet him, you knew that they wanted to make sure that you had someone who they could trust with their basically adopted shared son.

So when the doorbell finally rang you were quick to open the door. You immediately jumped in to Peter’s arms and all the ladies stood up and waited to be introduced to him. ”Peter, this is Dorothy, Blanche, Rose and Sophia” you introduced as he shook hands with each of them.

The six of you then sat down and they started asking Peter some simple questions about his interests and such. Rose then asked ”Y/n would you mind coming to the kitchen to help bring the food out on the lanai”.

”Sure” you said and got up to help her. As soon as you had entered the kitchen with Rose all three remaining ladies turned their heads directly to Peter. ”Okay listen here” Dorothy said in a almost threatening voice.

”You have the sweetest young man in the world by your side and i just want you to know that, that young man has gone through a hard time with his parents so you better take care of him, we better not here that you’ve done anything bad to him, cause we know he deserves better than that” Dorothy said protectivly.

”We better not learn that you’ve done anything to take advantage of him emotionally or physically either” Blanche said just as protectivly. ”What their saying is… you hurt our boy we’ll kill you” Sophia threatend casually.

”Ma stop, we just mean we’ve seen that boy go through a lot that no person should have to go through and we just want to make sure he’s with someone who’ll really love him” Dorothy explained to the slightly terrified Peter.

Peter the spoke up ”I get that you guys want to take care of Y/n and make sure he gets the best possible guy there is and i promise i will do anything for him and be whatever he needs me to be”.

The three ladies then smiled at the brunette boy. ”That’s good to know Peter” Blache said happily. The door to the kitchen then opened and you and Rose came out.

”Dinner is ready” you said and walked over to Peter and grabbed his hand to show him out to the lanai. ”They didn’t interrogate you too roughly did they?” you asked. Peter just smiled and shook his head.

As you all sat down at the dinner table to eat Rose said ”This all reminds me of something we did back in St Olaf…”