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it’s body “horror” to YOU. to me it is delightful. romance
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they hate me for finding romance in the violent & violence in the romantic. also for the killing
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I fucking hate the hand that feeds me. I think I'll do something fucked up to it
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*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
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i go through a bloody and elaborate transformation into a beast and at the end i’m 9 feet tall w/ claws and horns, but i just do the dishes
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GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING
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"you have mental illness" actually i don't, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.
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its not easy being a HOT LESBIAN in this CRUEL WORLD
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did you know amazon sells psychological torture devices
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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead
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[Me addressing a horrified crowd as I am at last consumed by the corruption and horrifically transformed into something unspeakable and distinctly other than human] Well it's not my fault you don't have a sense of whimsy
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