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@kianamaiart 's "i don't want to be a magical girl" is so adorable and i love a twist on a magical girl series, so i crossed it over with my own wip, magical dad!

(yes it is a dad in his early 40s who ends up activating the magic staff before his daughter even discovers that's what she had, but she's totally psyched for him, he's a little confused but has the spirit, and the guide creature is not pleased lol)

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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Today i was told an 18 year old came in for an interview and "she just straight up asked how many sick days she could take in a row! You cant just ask that!" And all i thought was wow. Based. Please keep shaming interviewers like this kids, it rules

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Squidward is such a tragic beautiful figure. A haunting literary character who represents repressed white homosexuality, one which foolishly strives for suburban ennui but is instead trapped in a cultureless, capitalistic hell. He’s a cashier and he hates his job but his island head is nice. His nose is huge. Squidwars foing to hell. Swuidward will go to hell

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Maybe next time 😔

A girls night would be funny but like PG-ish, cause hootsie

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Big mood

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HEY Q U I E B R A , AY!

🎶Dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, que estamos enterrados en deudas, dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, HEY QUIEBRA, AY! 🎶

There's one brain cell and somehow the ones who don't have it are winning.

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🕯️Light🕯️

BOY!!

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Did a sketch with brawlhalla proportions and made my dress have a battle skirt

Would probably want to classify my pickaxe as a spear or greatsword just because

I fucking hate hammers and axes light attacks as they are so slow and I struggle to land hits when everyone else just hits me out of them

Either that or if just have gauntlets for my big monster boppers claws

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Erma- Colorful Imagination

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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I fucking love this

I love it when aliens actually are ya know alien and don't just look like a human with antennae

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

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Yellow and Pink go to the street fair.

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Oh no bro

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i think its really really important to remember how EASILY stan couldve dropped a "now i have to deal with you BRATS for the summer.." or ford to slip a "dont let these snotty little children near my lab again, stan." but instead they never do that like. idk.

i like how the show makes it a very important and clear point that at least hear, the twins are Loved and Cherished and Wanted. so very wanted.

stan ADORES THEM. in his bones. hes trying to give them freedom but he is so so worried.

ford goes from growling to MELTING on sight "shermie had kids?" they are his babies.

its a very good and nice point like. these children are Loved and Wanted and their guardians are trying so hard and that is the bare minimum. and Not loving your kids is a bad fucked up thing to do with bad consequences.

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more relativity falls ft. my theory for how Mabel impersonates Dipper

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