Newly resurrected and gives little fucks wants to take over the world maybe find a little love.. You know cheesy Saturday Cartoon Villiany.
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ANNE HATHAWAY for Bulgari Mediterranea High Jewelry collection
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“I mean I don’t see why not,” Vlad said pressing a kiss to her cheek. “We handled the Feywild we can handle this vampire.”
“Uhhhhh,” Godwin squeaked out a bit at the end there.
“What?”
“Oh just that his Stat block just got bigger and spans two pages and his wife spans two among others. We will certainly have our hands full.”
“All the more reason to bring more, numbers and all that plus if we bring both myself and Adam what could he do against two reality benders?”
“Unbend the reality you try to form? The dread domain of Barovia is his will.”
“Ok so we bring Will and Jane as charming distractions.”
“If you need a charming distraction darling you will find no better as I am out of commission,” Kit said before looping an arm around Honey’s shoulders. “Hullo darling,” he purred before looking everything over. “So Hades’ counterpart hand Juliet’s counterpart have gone on an unplanned vacation??? Without inviting us, how rude!”
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Juliet frowned as she looked around the apartment it didn’t look like they had left long ago, aziraphale had his books everywhere as usual but it didn’t look like anything malicious had happened. She let out a sigh and headed for Vlad and honey’s next.
Lottie had called her saying she wasn’t able to get ahold of the new parents, they were supposed to meet for coffee to talk about raising changelings. The Them hadn’t heard anything from their companions from the other world either when Juliet had checked, anathema and newt were on the same boat so the guardian in training had checked on their apartment after her calls to Crowley kept going to voicemail. Part of her wondered if she should call Raphael or Mikey but ended up thinking against it. She could find them right? Why worry the siblings if it wasn’t needed.
She knocked loudly on the front door of Honey’s mansion and fidgeted nervously just something didn’t feel right to her. Like nothing malicious but something was definitely wrong.
When a servant answered Juliet brushed past them before they could give her the spiel about the couple of the home not accepting uninvited guests and headed inside until she found Cerberus
“Hello sweetie!” She said happily as she momentarily forgot her mission to give belly rubs and snuggle him
“Where is Vlad? Can you take me to the big bad vampire king?” Juliet asked in a baby voice
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Cerberus came padding in and pawed at the Shakespeare book.
Drac looked at the book then sighed, “he is right, Shakespeare would be a good person to include in this among others. Something tells me this is going to require some rather reality bending abilities. The Them were over that way for knife throwing lessons with Jane.”
“I’ll call Casper and Arlene, something tells me we need them, ooh and Ava!” Godwin nodded.
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Juliet frowned as she looked around the apartment it didn’t look like they had left long ago, aziraphale had his books everywhere as usual but it didn’t look like anything malicious had happened. She let out a sigh and headed for Vlad and honey’s next.
Lottie had called her saying she wasn’t able to get ahold of the new parents, they were supposed to meet for coffee to talk about raising changelings. The Them hadn’t heard anything from their companions from the other world either when Juliet had checked, anathema and newt were on the same boat so the guardian in training had checked on their apartment after her calls to Crowley kept going to voicemail. Part of her wondered if she should call Raphael or Mikey but ended up thinking against it. She could find them right? Why worry the siblings if it wasn’t needed.
She knocked loudly on the front door of Honey’s mansion and fidgeted nervously just something didn’t feel right to her. Like nothing malicious but something was definitely wrong.
When a servant answered Juliet brushed past them before they could give her the spiel about the couple of the home not accepting uninvited guests and headed inside until she found Cerberus
“Hello sweetie!” She said happily as she momentarily forgot her mission to give belly rubs and snuggle him
“Where is Vlad? Can you take me to the big bad vampire king?” Juliet asked in a baby voice
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“No,” he absentmindedly pulled up the original cover for her on his phone. Holding them side by side, “do you see anything different?”
Godwin came in, and held up some coffee drinks, “sorry Jules would have grabbed you some if I haaaaaaagh!” He stared at the cover. “Who is on your Curse of Strahd book?”
Drac picked it up and thumbed to the page, “apparently Strahd.”
Godwin took it and the book turned a few chapters.
“Well that isn’t usual is it,” Drac said putting his finger to the page. “But I think we know where your brother and his husband are.”
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Juliet frowned as she looked around the apartment it didn’t look like they had left long ago, aziraphale had his books everywhere as usual but it didn’t look like anything malicious had happened. She let out a sigh and headed for Vlad and honey’s next.
Lottie had called her saying she wasn’t able to get ahold of the new parents, they were supposed to meet for coffee to talk about raising changelings. The Them hadn’t heard anything from their companions from the other world either when Juliet had checked, anathema and newt were on the same boat so the guardian in training had checked on their apartment after her calls to Crowley kept going to voicemail. Part of her wondered if she should call Raphael or Mikey but ended up thinking against it. She could find them right? Why worry the siblings if it wasn’t needed.
She knocked loudly on the front door of Honey’s mansion and fidgeted nervously just something didn’t feel right to her. Like nothing malicious but something was definitely wrong.
When a servant answered Juliet brushed past them before they could give her the spiel about the couple of the home not accepting uninvited guests and headed inside until she found Cerberus
“Hello sweetie!” She said happily as she momentarily forgot her mission to give belly rubs and snuggle him
“Where is Vlad? Can you take me to the big bad vampire king?” Juliet asked in a baby voice
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Vlad stood puzzled at the book on his shelf it was facing outward to show off the front, Godwin was on his way as Vlad had noticed something awfully unusual, the gentleman, specifically the count had changed his appearance. “In here, the new private game room.” He called hearing Juliet.
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Juliet frowned as she looked around the apartment it didn’t look like they had left long ago, aziraphale had his books everywhere as usual but it didn’t look like anything malicious had happened. She let out a sigh and headed for Vlad and honey’s next.
Lottie had called her saying she wasn’t able to get ahold of the new parents, they were supposed to meet for coffee to talk about raising changelings. The Them hadn’t heard anything from their companions from the other world either when Juliet had checked, anathema and newt were on the same boat so the guardian in training had checked on their apartment after her calls to Crowley kept going to voicemail. Part of her wondered if she should call Raphael or Mikey but ended up thinking against it. She could find them right? Why worry the siblings if it wasn’t needed.
She knocked loudly on the front door of Honey’s mansion and fidgeted nervously just something didn’t feel right to her. Like nothing malicious but something was definitely wrong.
When a servant answered Juliet brushed past them before they could give her the spiel about the couple of the home not accepting uninvited guests and headed inside until she found Cerberus
“Hello sweetie!” She said happily as she momentarily forgot her mission to give belly rubs and snuggle him
“Where is Vlad? Can you take me to the big bad vampire king?” Juliet asked in a baby voice
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Vlad squeezed her hand back and gave a calm wave. “See you when we do next.” He offered a smile then kissed Honey’s hand. “Shall we to lunch?”
Lucy watched them leave, so strange the last time the boy had waved and smiled had been when he had stood no higher than a knee. He was so happy it made Lucy sick. How dare that sniveling, weak, wretch of a boy live such a passive life. While Lucy was.... Lucy looked to the face of the body he now inhabited. Not bad really but not immortal. That needed to be fixed but Lucy had to bide their time. Soon, boy, soon.
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Vlad looked at Honey. “Alright what is it? I think I have you figured out enough to know when your unnerved. Is it the baby or the Wedding Planner? She has the best reviews in the city.” He frowned softly and kissed her hand again. “Say the word and we can drop her.”
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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Anne Hathaway photographed by John Huba for Instyle, 2002
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“Guest list so we can make invitations. I know it is small but it is still good to have a list to look to for making sure all food allergies and such are well looked too. As well as making sure all are in attendance.” Lucy said writing down a few notes for the couple and handing them to Honey. “Just all the things we have discussed and as always the first meeting like the one we are having now is always free. Our next one is when we can discuss my fees.”
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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Vlad kissed his beloved’s hand and smiled, “see there you have something else to look forward too, besides the obvious.” He grinned. “Ooh and we will need to figure out what cake to get.”
“Many like the multi tiered cakes because they can choose different flavors and serve everyone’s tastes.” Lucy suggested.
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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“Wonderful any places you had in mind? The Swan? Giuseppe’s? There are so many to choose from and they all vary in cuisines.”
“Perhaps some of each? Offer it up like a buffet?” Vlad asked Honey.
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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Vlad squeezed her hand, “which I cannot wait to see but I can’t until after because yours is in it.” He pulled up her hand and kissed it.
“Right, that seems like a comfortable amount, and will there be catering?” Lucy asked. “We can go over the guest list later.”
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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Vlad nodded, “so in other words elegant, and sophisticated with a bit of flair? Is that the word?”
“I believe it is,” Lucy took notes dutifully while sighing internally at their son who was oblivious to their presence being ever more an ignorant fool. Honestly how had the boy maintained the throne so long with so few a brain cell to spark an idea from. “And were we thinking outdoors? Or a location? What level of travel are you inclined to take?”
“Local, maybe a wedding inside of my family home would be nice it is a large place or perhaps we could be wed at the observatory garden? It is lovely and they have so many rose bushes.” Vlad suggested.
What an absolutely soft hearted boy, Lucy thought to themselves.
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Lucy smiled as she sat looking at the book of appointments, so they were at long last tying that knot. They would be arriving any moment... she picked up her warm mug of coffee and drank a sip, so strange being in this mortal form, and needing such a bitter beverage to power it. Needing to eat, sleep, but it was worth biding her time. Soon, soon, Vlad’s body would be theirs.... Soon.
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Marina Aleksandrova as Ekaterina II in Ekaterina (x9)
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“We have ruled Hell just fine thus far and have the help of others, Fabian is fine he is a good lad I can’t wait to tell him he is gonna be a big brother. Seeing he is practically already my kid, the dogs are fine they are well trained and good boys. As for first time parents you are, I have been a Father already before a long time ago. We have this don’t worry about it. I know you will but try to not over think it. Take it one step at a time. It is a learning process and if Fabian, Felicity and the twins are any proof you will be an outstanding Mother.”
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honey had just come out of the bathroom in her office feeling like garbage again, she couldn't miss today though today she was meeting with her board of directors, getting lunch with the squad and then she had a meeting with her princes of hell. She couldn't cancel that again, ashe would murder her after catering all these events for her!
Honey took a deep breath and sat down attempting to do some sketches but the gurgling in her stomach just made her lose focus to easily and then once the gurgling stopped all she could think about was food, that wasn't uncommon Honey loved food but with how much she was craving indian food she wondered if something was wrong.
Before she even knew it,she was late for lunch! Honey cursed and grabbed her bag before she ran off heading to the restaurant down the road and being slightly disappointed that it wasn't indian food,oh well maybe she could find something spicy on the menu for satisfy her cravings. Honey hurried in and sat at the table with her friends
"I'm so sorry, I kind of spaced....no crowley?" Honey asked taking her coat off
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Vlad a ditched the puppers on the head each, “I think they will enjoy being the baby’s guards. After all doggos love babies, you saw how protective they are of just Felicity when she is over.”
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honey had just come out of the bathroom in her office feeling like garbage again, she couldn't miss today though today she was meeting with her board of directors, getting lunch with the squad and then she had a meeting with her princes of hell. She couldn't cancel that again, ashe would murder her after catering all these events for her!
Honey took a deep breath and sat down attempting to do some sketches but the gurgling in her stomach just made her lose focus to easily and then once the gurgling stopped all she could think about was food, that wasn't uncommon Honey loved food but with how much she was craving indian food she wondered if something was wrong.
Before she even knew it,she was late for lunch! Honey cursed and grabbed her bag before she ran off heading to the restaurant down the road and being slightly disappointed that it wasn't indian food,oh well maybe she could find something spicy on the menu for satisfy her cravings. Honey hurried in and sat at the table with her friends
"I'm so sorry, I kind of spaced....no crowley?" Honey asked taking her coat off
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Vlad grinned, “and no matter what absolutely adorable! And loved. Very loved.” He pressed a kiss to her cheek.
UNEXPECTEDLY EXPECTING || MULTI
honey had just come out of the bathroom in her office feeling like garbage again, she couldn't miss today though today she was meeting with her board of directors, getting lunch with the squad and then she had a meeting with her princes of hell. She couldn't cancel that again, ashe would murder her after catering all these events for her!
Honey took a deep breath and sat down attempting to do some sketches but the gurgling in her stomach just made her lose focus to easily and then once the gurgling stopped all she could think about was food, that wasn't uncommon Honey loved food but with how much she was craving indian food she wondered if something was wrong.
Before she even knew it,she was late for lunch! Honey cursed and grabbed her bag before she ran off heading to the restaurant down the road and being slightly disappointed that it wasn't indian food,oh well maybe she could find something spicy on the menu for satisfy her cravings. Honey hurried in and sat at the table with her friends
"I'm so sorry, I kind of spaced....no crowley?" Honey asked taking her coat off
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Just finished my first cross stitch and I am so happy with how it turned out! Kit from littlebeachhut on Etsy by Biiiiiiiiigd
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